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Wonder if He Even Knew
By Walt Hardester
Last edited: Friday, February 15, 2008
Posted: Thursday, December 13, 2007



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Politically correct or not, this is funny. Don't care who ya are!!













Photo: Bicycle Ballet on Flickr

One day last fall, I was riding my bicycle in the country as I always did. There was this particular hill that led to a creek bottom. On the way down I reached speeds in excess of twenty five miles an hour.
I usually stopped peddling and leaned over the handlebars about halfway down. I did this because I actually picked up speed when I did that, and also to take a break and rest while coasting because of the upgrade, which was just as steep, only uphill.
Of course I had on my cycling gear which included tight pants.
Now, on the way down this day I was passed by two guys in a pickup truck.
Rednecks, I suppose, because they probably just were.
As the truck passed me I was bent over the handlebars coasting, and the guy on the passenger side of the truck gave me a wolf whistle.
I thought it was silly until I got about halfway up the hill.
Then it hit me, and I said to myself,
“That was about the gayest thing I have ever heard.”
I started laughing and wondered if the whistler even thought of that. He probably just thought he was being cute, or funny.
Well he was funny alright and I laughed about it all the way home.

But while we are on the subject, I have a question or two.
Please do not take this as bashing anyone, because believe me, I don’t care. If you can’t find humor in this piece, drop me a nasty note, all comments are invited.

Now what is up with this “Rub-A-Dub-Dub Three Men in a Tub?”
That sounds a little funny to me. I hope they all got clean.
Of course, we have just got to love Disney’s two oh so polite chipmunks, Chip and Dale.
Political correctness even reached Broadway.
Remember it used to be, “I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay.”
Gone forever, replaced with, “Pretty and witty and bright.”
Thank goodness they haven’t yet made them change the words to “Deck the Halls.”
Because you know it says, “Don we now our gay apparel.”
That didn’t used to mean a thing to me, but now I have visions of someone dressing in drag to go to a Christmas party.

So with that said I hope I made you smile. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight.   

(c)2007 Walt Hardester                      

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Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 2/2/2008
What a gay story Walt, you cracked me up, poking fun is always a good Idea, no matter where you stick that finger...Blessings!
Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by John Martin 12/15/2007
Well written. I enjoyed the read. You have pointed out the metamorphosis of a connotation. When a civilization dies, so does its language. Try to find the Latin words for car battery, Computer Programmer, Keyboard etc. Alas, the converse is also true, when a language dies, so does the civilization. You see, once something stop growing, it starts dying. Hence, those who kill words, are killing a civilization. We need more words, not less. We need more connotations of words once considered offensive. It’s not the words, but the feeling behind words that really count. If they are offered in hatred, most decent people recognize that the offer is an idiot. If they are offered in humor, then it's quite acceptable to laugh at the stupidity of the past.
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 12/14/2007
This is a piece filled with smiles...great write.

Carole~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 12/14/2007
Nudge....the imagery got me....laughing good...guess those sexy legs got to the boys too!!

And with tighter pants than your Bio...who can blame the eys of the beholder...wolves wistle from this girl too!!

Love and gigles!!

Tinka
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/14/2007
I don't care what anyone says - I always don my gay apparel for the Holidays!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 12/14/2007
LOL This political correctness bull has GOT to go. Sad. We're too afraid of speaking out, for fear of offending. 'NUFF'S ENOUGH!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 12/13/2007
The word queer was used common in many years pass
The word was even used in movies..
O000ps, I better stop using the Q word?
A body can't even pass gas these days without
some cry-ass-baby getting offended over any B-F-N-Q-Words..
meaning be frienly, nice, and quiet...Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yes this is funny Walt....
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 12/13/2007
cute write-made me chuckle!!
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 12/13/2007
Hope who ever is in charge of making stupid changes doesn't get ahold of "Deck the Halls"! Lord only knows what they would come up with.
Love,
annie
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 12/13/2007
It's funny. Really.
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill 12/13/2007
Made me chuckle, Walt. As a devoted cyclist I've seen MANY guys in spandex.... yes - some of them I had rather not, but it comes with the sport.
I like your extended thought on things here and in case you need distraction from too many 'admiring' drive bys: Peddle with an I-pot. Your chance of hearing the sceeching noise before impact greatly decreases, but at least you won't get annoyed by anyone in a pick up truck whisteling over your behind... ;-)
Froggy~
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 12/13/2007
I started laughing at the picture...funny how any thing can be taken wrong these days but when it comes to children stories of old they were all very strange. Lady J
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