If it walks like a duck
Quacks like a duck
And has feathers
It could be Hortense the Hooker.(She's funny that way)
She ain’t heavy she’s my hooker.
Let’s throw it out on the stoop and see if the cat covers it up.
Put some lipstick on this pig and sell it in Cincy.(used cars)
Kilroy's dead. Bubba shot him.(sign on wall at police station)
What's a good Cleveland colonoscopy? Finding less than two gerbils and a vial of crack.