What was wrong with what?
Well for one, the turkey was white
I don’t know if that was a reflection on the president
I can understand it couldn’t be a dove
Well do I really have to explain?
Take your pick,
There are at least two possible options
One he is whitewashing the whole affair to appease PETA
The other that he is not a peacenik
Then the third, which in itself is ludicrous
Pardon those that are not guilty of any crime
This action stunned me,
I’ve could have understood if the bird
Had laid its hand on the president
And pardoned him for being a turkey!