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Think You Know Women?
By Keshia Kola   
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
Last edited: Friday, May 04, 2007
Posted: Friday, May 04, 2007

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The Shesaurus is America's first women's dictionary/thesaurus that dares to go where no other reference book has gone before. Think you know women? You have no idea. Take The Shesaurus challenge. Match the words with the definitions listed below. Answers are at the bottom of the page.

Testatrix
(a) She’s a bitchy woman who will test your nerves.
(b) She’s a prostitute turning tricks on every available corner.
(c) She's a woman with a will and testament, especially one who has died leaving a valid will.

Astor’s Pet Horse
(a) She’s a woman who’s overly dressed in jewelry, flashy name brands and gaudy make-up.
(b) She’s woman who trains derby horses for competitions.
(c) She’s the secret mistress of a cheating husband.

Irish Beauty
(a) She’s a woman born in Ireland
(b) She’s a woman with 2 black eyes.
(c) She’s a pale skinned Caucasian woman in need of a sun kissed tan.

Clean-up Woman
(a) She’s a woman who cleans for a living.
(b) She’s an assassin or hired hit woman.
(c) She’s the woman who gets all the loving left behind from an Ex. She will wipe his blues away and clean sweep him off his feet. She’ll take him in when you’ve dumped him out on the streets.

Black Magic Woman
(a) She’s a voodoo priestess practicing traditional spells passed down from her ancestors.
(b) She’s an African American woman who's gone mad.
(c) She’ll cast a spell that sends magnetic Eros of passion to caress your mind, body and soul.

Mutton Dressed as a Lamb
(a) She’s an older woman who dresses like a teenager.
(b) She’s a young girl who dresses in promiscuous attire.
(c) She’s a poor girl living on the streets.

Nullipara
(a) She’s a woman with a pair of huge breasts.
(b) She’s a woman who has not borne a child.
(c) She’s a woman studying to become a nun.

Author, Keshia Kola has ripped out the pages of etiquette and politics to create Pop Culture's first Hip Hop Women's Dictionary: The Shesaurus.

As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms not found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. With over 2500+ terms, The Shesaurus is the ultimate resource guide for any blogger, journalist, lyricist, screenwriter or author.   

Answers: 1.C, 2.A, 3.B, 4.C, 5.C, 6.A, 7.B

Web Site: The Shesaurus



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