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Identity Crisis
By John Braswell/Kawheeta   
Rated "G" by the Author.
Last edited: Friday, April 22, 2011
Posted: Friday, April 22, 2011

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I've been called many things

IDENTITY CRISIS

 

 

I grew up believing that I was a human but now I’m confused. 

People say that I live like a pig, eat like a horse, and am as stubborn as a mule.  Then they make fun of me because I laugh like a hyena, run away like a chicken, and smell like a goat.  I’ve been told that I’m as slow as a turtle, sneaky as a snake, and am playing opossum. 

I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that everybody treats me like a dog.

 



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