THE PLAN from Robin Williams
edited: Thursday, December 10, 2009
By Paul D Berube
Rated "G" by the Author.
Posted: Thursday, December 10, 2009
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Ya gotta love the reasoning here.
Sure does makes sense to me.
A MUST READ! HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams. Even if he is nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'Old Boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to their army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE.
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
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|Reviewed by JMS Bell
|MY MOUTH IS AGAPE...THIS IS A 'JOKE' ISN'T IT?!!! I MEAN...IT HAS TO BE AND ALL I CAN SAY IS....MAY MERCIFUL GOD CONTINUE TO SAVE US FROM THE 'LIKE MINDS' OF ROBIN WILLIAMS AND HIS PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!(SMILE) BUT LIKE YOU SAID IN THE BEGINNING...YOU GOTTA GIVE THIS GUY CREDIT...THIS PLAN SHOULD MAKE EVERY AMERICAN SHUDDER AND TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT HOW EXTREME 'UGLY'...CAN BE. THANKS FOR THE SHARE AND GOD BLESS YOU. LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS|
|Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
|A GREAT WRITE! so true and so much said in these lines..MAYBE he should RUN FOR OFFICE!!! It something to think about1...M|
|Reviewed by Inspire Hope
|Very interesting Paul! Thank so much for sharing
and for caring!
|Reviewed by Carol Grace
|Who knew? A lot of substance here.|
|Reviewed by TONY NERONE
|Right on,Paul. And of course Robin too. I am against those two wars, I belief our troops should be patrolling our borders by land, sea, and air space. This was a fabulous article written bt you,Paul