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I think I've heard it all until I meet another day
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson   
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Last edited: Sunday, May 18, 2008
Posted: Wednesday, June 01, 2005

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How can someone believe oral sex is not
a form of sex?

A person I've known for 14 years; I won't mention his name, but will call him Mike. Mike, a likable fellow told me this story about his wife.
One day last year or so, he and his wife went on vacation. He didn't tell me where.
Mike went on to tell me that he and his wife was at a nice motel, and he laid down to take a nap. Before he started snoozing, his wife said, "I'm going for a swim."
Mike slept for an hour or so and got up to go look for his wife.
He found her ok, she was in the pool. A big man was setting out of the water in front of her face, she had his penis in her mouth sucking it vigorously.
I said, "Mike weren't you in shock?"
He replied, "Oh no, my wife found out a long time ago on the Internet that oral sex is not sex."
Now I'm in shock saying, "are you crazy Mike, surely you don't
think what she is doing is right nor kiss her anymore do you? Your wife is doing this oral thing with just any man?"
Mike said, "yes, she has given many men the oral, and probably some I don't know about."
I would want a divorce if I caught my wife doing this oral thing to a stranger or even someone we know. If my wife caught me doing this with a woman she would probably kill me.
It's wrong whatever they call it. It's wrong, wrong, wrong.
Especially when your commited in a marriage.
I think it's ok for married couples to do as they please with each other. If their happy so what, let people who try to do the right thing do as they please.
I told Mike, I thought he was very stupid as was his ex wife."
Oh yes, Mike finally divorced her after 22 years.
I ask Mike, "well oh boy, why did you divorce her?"
He said, "because she just got too damn fat and lazy."
A real life story, honest.

Web Site: thesketchman


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Reviewed by Morning Star
ha ha this is absolutely the funniest I have red
in a while!!
I guess Hillary must have seen this in the
Internet too that oral sex is not sex,lol
Excellent writing my friend!
Love Peace and many hugssss....Morning Star
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Hey,
Prez Bill clinton said phone sex ain't adultry
course I guess even Hillary would look better on the phone....LOL
go figure

Walt
Reviewed by Southern Comfort
You are so ADORABLE and so right, a married woman should only pop her hubby's weasel and a married man should only hunt his wife's beaver! Happy Huntin, Puddin! HUGS! SC
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Ron
this is a hilarious
Funniest yet
Great story

William ......Peace
Reviewed by Debra Conklin
Which hotel was this, Ron? I'll be sure and keep my hubby away from the pool there. You know with all those lurking sucker-fish, I don't know if I'd be able to get him out of the water. Thanks for the laugh!
Debbie

-Though I no longer have a profile, Ron, I still love reading and love hearing from you all, so please visit my webpage and email me!

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Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Ron-- YOur funny... they must have been in a Naked communal thing... BE FREE and EASy with your Mind and Bodyyyyyyyy-- Oral SEx aint' SEx... Yea, like your NOT sharing you lips/mouth and tongue in the most Passionate ways, with someone else... I kinda'!!!! wish? it wasnt'.. its' so much FUn... and more practice you get real clever.. Releases alot of tension, which mean these worldly men, would be clenching their teeth less often... Jobs would go along smoooooooootly etc... This was liked.. Thank YOu! Ron- Warmly and Sweetly,Sheee
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra
LOL! I just had lunch :-) hehehe... I agree with Sandie here... oral only with my hubby.
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
It's none of our business to judge what and how others' marriage anyway. I do oral sex and sex too, but ONLY WITH MY HUBBY, NO ONE ELSE.

Yes, even though it is none of our business how others enjoy their sex life, I think by sticking to your own spouse works to eliminates trash, or the feeling of receiving trash. Oral sex and sex should only be done with spouse, and it is beautiful however you want to do it; but with different partners is like taking something beautiful and destroying its beauty.

....Just my 2 cents worth of opinion.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
You make some good points, Ron. Thank you. Love and peace. Regis
Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Well done Ron and I totally agree with you!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Ron,

Good God. I don't know whether to laugh or cry...yipe. Oral sex is sex...if it wasn't, why in the hell is it called oral SEX????????????????????? Jays. If I caught my man with his manhood somewhere where it didn't belong...hmmmmmmmmm. I pity the fool. :) (He'd have to sleep sometime. LOL)

Anyway, congrats on the article...eye opening and thought provoking, and love your illustration. :)

(((((HUGS))))) and much love *smmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooocccccchhhhhhhhhhhh*, Karla. :)
Reviewed by Dave Harm
At times, we try to change things, which are unpleasant... truth is to hard to swallow (no pun intended)... if this doesn't bother us, maybe we need to figure out what would...
Reviewed by Rebecca Burns
That was too funny. Imagine that mindset? Others really think that way, just like touching isn't a no, no when married. I am only 42 but was really born back in the old days, with morals.
Nice write.
Rebecca
Reviewed by Sandy Knauer
I think the important thing is it's no one else's business. If Mike and his wife agree, it shouldn't bother anyone else. 'Sex' means different things to different people. I've read books that use the word sex in place of penis or vagina. I know people who think kissing someone else is the same as having sex with someone else, and people who think intercourse is the only thing that counts. Why care what another think, unless you're in a relationship with that person?
Reviewed by E T Waldron
You could choke a horse with this one Ron!REALLY!

I know our youth think this way but I never heard of

adults who did, are they for real? Lord help us!



luv ya;-) Eileen xox0xox0xox0
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Thought provoking...!!

Love Ya Tinka
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Leaves the question what sex and loyality mean to these people!?
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
good grief
Reviewed by George Carroll
President Clinton tried to pass his oral sex episode with Monica off as not sex
but I never met anybody who believed him. Both of them needed their heads examined in this story and it doesn't surprise me that they split for other reasons.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
hmmmm....interesting, sketchman! verrrrrrrrrrry interesting indeedy! :)
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