I got this thing on my mind and I figure I might as well share it with the god freaks and bible babies of AD.
I feel sick, not inoperable brain tumor sick
Or even shaky belly sick after a 2-day-old tuna sandwich.
Its more god freak silly jesus grin sick
Sick to death at he amount of space this guy takes up.
Sick as all hell over the fact that I cant get thru a poem without seeing him or the other 1 mentioned.
Don’t get me wrong on some level I have faith in something, I have faith that when I shove your mom down the stairs something is bound to break.
Too me religion on a whole is seriously flawed and false.
Catholics, Protestants, Christians (by the way you born agains are the worst) Muslims the list goes on for miles. How silly do you have to be to actually believe what they are telling you. If the bible or the Koran or the torah if they were never written at this point in time with what we know would we even consider god?
Would we go not only hook but line and sinker in?
I seriously doubt it
As a kid you were wide eyed and awed at the story, don’t tell me you weren’t. lets not forget ma and pa also told you about santa and the easter bunny.
So what do you have a feeling? A sense of god? Whatever it is do u really think you would have that same feeling if you were never told the story? If you were never taught it from day 1.
Im not saying science is the be all end all
I don’t think it is
But these things you pray to hang on your wall and glorify who are they really. Whos to say they aren’t the gold cows or the sun gods from all those years ago. What makes you so sure your right?
Have you ever considered that it is all a giant mind fuke designed to control you keep you docile and well behaved?
Im sure some of you have im sure some of you wont allow for that thought.

So 1 guy prays to an 8 armed elephant and the other prays to a giant bearded thing in the sky, and then there’s mohammed or whatever his name is, and to top it off they all believe that the other guys god is really their god and their right and you’re wrong and you justified it by saying “oh well he is really praying to our god” and he justified it by saying “theyre really praying to our god they just don’t realize it” and it goes on and on. And all along you keep recruiting.
When will you consider that maybe you are all wrong the whole lot of you are totally deranged and out of your tits and you don’t know a god damn thing about the subject other than what you were told. God is like racism. No matter how many colleges classes you take you will never know anything other than what you were taught.
So keep your faith and your traditions/delusions and don’t think about it too much cause if u do your whole belief system might crumble around your ears.

And the next time some overpaid athlete thanks (insert your version of the name here)
“god” for scoring the winning touchdown
you go ahead and get down on your knees and throw 1 up to. Maybe that 8-armed elephant will stop fingering those 24 virgins and look down from heaven and say hello