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Books
· Carrboro Poetica

· Above and Below

· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story


Short Stories
· Scrawny Kid Clerked at Thrifty

· Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?}

· This is Your Lucky Day by Euceless Liesalot

· Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience

· Flashing

· Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor}

· Courting Able


Articles
· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

· Valley of the Shadow by Sybil Austin Skakle - Review

· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}


Poetry
· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

· Gunned Down

· Shape Shifter

· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

· Night-Light

· We are Here to Tell You

         More poetry...
News
· Featured in Creative Thinkers International!

· Second Appearance in Leann Marshall's Sketch Notes

· New Appearance in The Yarn Spinner

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy Featured at Creative Thinkers Intnl

· Poem to Appear in Sketchbook

· Poems to Appear in Sensations' 21st Century Issue

· In Richard Lee King's The Price of Freedom

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~ Two and two used to be four. Then they went on
the Jerry Springer show.  Now it's,
"You did it with. . .HOW MANY~?!?"

~ Candy is bad. So is breathing.

~ The greener a vegetable is, the better it is for    you.  
  The greener a vegetable is, the harder it stares.
   The greener a vegetable is, the prettier it will   make you.
    The greener a vegetable is, the more it deserves to be shared.
     I am going to share mine with you. (Feel pretty yet?  Green??)

~ Jesus didnít say much. He was too busy promoting Peace, Love, and Forgiveness. Old
Testament didnít, so O. T. lovers tortured and
killed him.  Then they tracked down his followers.
A few lucky sods escaped.   Naturally, they
had to come out of hiding to hunt for eats. Jesus had said not to steal, so they disguised themselves
and went job-hunting. All the bosses turned out
to be Old Testament types.    Do the math.

~ One thing about having Halfheimers, you donít have to. . .what ?

~ Most Americans made New Yearís resolutions. Can we help it if we have Halfheimers?

~ Authors get famous and end up with yachts and movie contracts. Read the sentence that follows "resolutions."

~ What?

~ Make-up doesnít work as well as it used to.

~ The devil invented "exact same."

~ S/he did it on the exact same day that she made it impossible not to say "bottom line."

~ Parse the sentence, "S/he bit hi/r tongue." Now tell me why we donít switch to non-sexist pronouns. Got nothing to do with comprehension,
thatís for sure.

~ Remind me what "parse" means.

~ Add "whom" to "exact same." [Not every whom,  dummy. Just those irritating ones that are only found in books.  Who says "With whom did you go?"  I will tell you who.   Someone who don' have a Who to hang with!]

~ Whenever possible, a sentence should end in a preposition.
   Uh, oh.
  Make that, Whenever possible, a sentence is something that a preposition should end at the end of.

~ Something like that.

~ Clowns and jesters are looked down upon. So
are policew/men, firefighters, nurses, people who
shovel up messes that would kill us if allowed to
Pile High and Deep, artists [especially poets],
teachers, farmworkers, 'cet.  If you cook or sew
or fix or mend or build or make the mistake of
caring for children. . .get the idea?

~ At least Martha Stewart worked. Enron execs andtheir ilk. . .never mind. Donít want to sully my keys.

~ Think I wonít do this again, youíre wrong.

~ Unless my Halfheimerís gets wor--. . .what??



 

(c) Phyllis Jean Green
(c) Peajay Gee
                 January, 2005

 
  
 

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Reviewed by Debra Conklin 1/6/2005
Smiling on my way out the door to find some make-up that really will make me up to look like I did at twenty.
Debbie
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 1/4/2005
Now this is a mouthful!!

Thanks for sharing 1+1=Many!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader) 1/4/2005
Okay this is funny and I like your style.

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Carrboro Poetica

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Above and Below

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Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story

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