Smoke away unless Clarence says no.
edited: Friday, May 24, 2002
By Jeff R Wilder
Posted: Friday, May 24, 2002
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Written in response to the Supreme Court's Medical Marijuana ban.
Donít be a Dope!
By Clarence-T And The Seven Supremes
Yo Iím Clarence-T
And Iím here to say
About an important issue facing us today
What kind of issue your honor?
The important issue of Medical Marijuana!
You see, as far as Iím concerned, there should be no pot
Even though the arguments in favor are very hot.
But what about the medical benefit?
Yo, I donít wanna hear anymore of that shit.
But what about the people in serious pain?
Why should I have that on my brain?
And what about the evidence in favor of?
Those donít matter to us at the gov
We know that this ban makes absolutely no sense
We know that furious public reaction will be immense
We know that crime will increase
We know this will not help some peopleís pain cease
But we donít wanna hear it!
No not at all
All we care about is getting re-elected come fall
But sir: itís obvious, this ban is a flop!
Yes, so put that thing away before I call a cop
Iím Clarence-T, the man to be
Like Denzel, King Kong ainít got nothing on me!
I donít care if you start to rot
As long as Iím here you ainít getting no pot
I donít care that it ainít hard drugs
Or that my policy makes decent men into thugs
Iím Clarence-T and if I have my way
I might be president one day
Until then, my message from me to you
Is welcome to America 2002