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Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED
OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
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| Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford |
9/2/2009 |
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!
You've outdone yourself with this one Mark. I needed a "pick me up" and you sure gave me one. Laughter aside you bring forth a very serious subject that every American needs to think about and then figure out what they can do. And there are other concerns; if he cuts any more benefits for seniors we won't survive. Maybe that's his plan, no pun intended. |
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| Reviewed by Keith Rowley |
8/1/2009 |
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You make a serious point with side-splitting humor, Mark. Excellent - you brightened my day up. Here in SA, the government is planning to destroy private healthcare, so we have even more serious concerns than you. You've no idea of the lethal fiasco government healthcare is in this country. So yes, private healthcare is worth defending. And what government could ever run and manage ANY enterprise?
ALL politicians are essentially liars and thieves, no matter what their beliefs. When was the last time a government laid off its employees during a recession? |
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| Reviewed by Georg Mateos |
8/1/2009 |
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Whats better, using humongous quantity of money to keep us "free" to keep the ones that hates us "free" to keep the guns peddlers rich, the lobbyist going on "greasing" the Congressmen "wheels" or...using humongous quantity of money to get the War Veterans, the poor, the homeless, the elderly a better life?
Maybe going to war is a good business for the Nation? What do we know we simple ignorant schmucks!?
Georg
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| Reviewed by John Martin |
7/31/2009 |
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| The good news is... If you already have a health care plan that meets those standards... BO is going to let you keep it. |
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