Kody, my dog sleeps, oh, about eighteen
hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him and
is provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Vet four times a year for
checkups and again during the year if
any medical needs should arise.
For all this Kody pays nothing, and, in
truth, nothing much is required of him.
Kody lives in a really nice neighborhood
in a house that is truly larger than he needs
but is not required to do any housekeeping.
Kody never makes a mess but if he did, I’d
clean it up.
He has his choice of some very nice places to
sleep and receives these accommodations
Thinking about it, Kody lives like a king with
absolutely no expenses, none whatsoever!
All of Kody’s expenses are paid by me who
goes out to earn a living every day.
Laying in bed last night thinking about this,
it suddenly came to me: Holy Shit!
Kody’s a democrat!