Didn’t catch where this happened, but it actually did happen.
Listening to the radio in my car yesterday, I caught a newscasters report of a confrontation between a couple of cops that stopped an erratically moving car and the car’s driver.
Although professing sobriety, thinking him inebriated, when they asked the driver to exit the car, one of the cops spotted a cylindrical object with what looked like a trigger button held within the drivers hand.
Thinking it the electronic trigger of an explosive device, grabbing the hand and twisting it behind the now suspects back, bending the fingers open, forcing the object from the guy’s hand the cop found that there was a wire running from the bottom of the device up the guy’s sleeve.
Attempting to talk, told to, “Shut up!”
His hands cuffed, the front of the suspect’s body forced tightly against the hood of the car, his jacket and shirt pulled up around his chest, the wire ran from beneath the guys sleeve down his back and into his trousers. Yanking his jeans and underpants down, following the direction of the wire, bent over the hood of his car, it was easy to see...
Uh-oh, the wire disappeared into the guy’s anus.
Attempting to speak again, told to, “shut up!” again, the suspect’s head was slammed against the hood of his car.
The underwear bomber still fresh in the cops minds...
Thinking it a bomb, the bomb disposal squad was called.
Accompanied by flashing lights and sirens, taking but a few minutes, a bomb disposal unit along with two more squad cars screeched to a halt.
No one listening to the rambling of the suspect, the six cops hunched behind their squad cars, the three other members of the bomb squad hunched behind their vehicle, the squad leader, dressed in bomb disposal gear, gently... slowly... slowly pulling on the wire.
Out of the suspect’s anus...
Held within the heavily padded, gloved fingers of the leader of the bomb squad, hanging by it’s wire...
Depressing the button...
A low humming sound and, jiggling at the end of the wire...
Any law against a guy driving with a vibrator up his ass?