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PETRIFIED POOP?
By Tom Hyland
Last edited: Monday, June 14, 2010
Posted: Monday, June 14, 2010



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PETRIFIED POOP?

© - Tom Hyland - 6/07/10 to 6/14/10

RE: My - Hyphen-ated Words -

6/6/2010
Ed Matlack

"yadda-yadda-yadda" basically explains it all as you are herein as usual a long-winded word sleuth...;-) e

JOISEY ...

AS THE GREATEST SLEUTH USED TO SAY:

"THE GAME IS AFOOT!"

AND ... THE DOOR IS AJAR ...

AND... I TRY TO BE AN ABECEDARIAN SOMETIMES!

PIECE ... CUZ TK.

6/7/2010
J'nia Fowler

You been playing with that old home lobotomy-kit again? lol, lol ,lol.
Just kidding my friend. J'nia

J’NIA -

YEP - FRONTAL LOBOTOMIES R ME! TK.


5/27/2010
Georg Mateos
Cannibals are healthy because they cook well their with no additives missionaries and floss their teeth after each meal!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! (Appalachian hillbillies insane laughter)

Cuz EDvard

DEAR SWEDISH 'BULLS-EYE' MAN ...

YEARS AGO, A YOUNG FRIEND FROM THE HILLS OF PA TOLD ME THAT WHENEVER SOMEBODY CALLED HIM A 'HILLBILLIE' - HE REPLIED:

"THERE'S TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD - HILLBILLIES AND SUNZ-A-BITCHES ...

I'M GLAD I'M A HILLBILLY!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... BACK ATCHA

HOPE UR FEELIN' BETTER! CUZ TK.

=========================================================

RE: Georg E. Mateos - Four lines about God -

GeorgE ...

HE GONNA GET U FER THAT ONE!
BETTER SAY 5 OUR FATHERS,
10 HAIL MARYS N'
15 MEA CULPAS!

KT ZUC ...

=========================================================

RE: John V. Martin’s - Help Not Wanted -

DEAR JOHN -

1. TO what you just wrote - I concur 100%.

2. TO what Joseph keeps doing - aggravating you, by constant 'name-calling' and waving the DEMO-OBAMA BANNER all the time, causing ...

3. YOU TO constantly counter with PRO-REPUB stuff.

4. I stopped following BOTH of you strictly because of this DICHOTOMOUS BANTERING! "NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET."

5. HERE IS MY 'TAKE' ON THE ENTIRE ISSUE:

A. WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE - THE 1 MILE DEPTH OF DRILLING SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY THE GOVERNMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

B. WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN? BECAUSE POLITICIANS FROM BOTH PARTIES HAVE BEEN 'IN THE POCKETS' OF BIG OIL FOR MANY DECADES NOW!

C. WHAT SHOULD BE DONE NOW? ALL -A-L-L
DRILLING IN THE ENTIRE GULF COAST SHOULD BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY! BUT, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN - WHY?
SEE B. ABOVE!

D. ALL THE POLITICAL RHETORIC BEING SPEWED FORTH FROM THE ADMINISTRATION IS 'BULL-CRAP'! 'TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR!' THEN - DO NOTHING! IT'LL ALL 'BLOW OVER' IN TIME!

E. KEEP THOSE 'POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS' ROLLING IN! DON'T PANIC, BOYS - WE'LL FIND SOME WAY TO 'SNEAK' THE MONEY TO YOU! JUST KEEP US - OIL - IN POWER!

F. ANY PERSON WHO IS INCAPABLE OF SEEING THE 'TRUTH' IS EVER BLIND - OR - STUPID! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT VOTE AGAINST EACH AND EVERY INCUMBENT IN NOVEMBER WILL GET JUST WHAT THEY DESERVE - MORE OF THE SAME - LIES, CORRUPTION, AND MORE BULL-SHIT!

G. THE FAR LEFT IS WRONG! THE FAR RIGHT IS WRONG! THE ONLY COMMON SENSE POSSIBLE SOLUTION IS THE 'MIDDLE GROUND!' COMPROMISE! NOT ‘BAIL-OUTS’!

H. ERGO - ANYONE WHO STICKS TO EITHER PARTY'S 50 YEAR-OLD 'SCREW THE PUBLIC' PLATFORMS IS CERTAINLY A DUMB-ASSED 'SHEEP'!

I BELIEVE IN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE - THE COMMON MAN - THE HARD-WORKING TAX-PAYING GOD-FEARING INDIVIDUAL THAT IS SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 'BAMBOOZLED' BY LYING POLITICIANS THAT HAVE ONLY ONE GOAL - TO BE RE-ELECTED AD INFINITUM!

GET SOME BALLS ... VOTE FOR A 'THIRD PARTY' -

ANY PARTY OTHER THAN - ELEPHANTS N' ASSES!

THAT'S MY 2-CENTS WORTH! TOM.


FOLLOW-UP

DEAR JOE & JOHN -

I'm sorry that I can not give you any specific instances of 'name-calling' because I went to John's site and tried to access prior Blogs, AD does not list them, only the most recent Blog.

If I offended you, then I apologize. However, suffice it to say that I grew weary of reading your negative repeated comments to almost everything that John posted. You Thrusted, then he Parried, like an unending constant Vendetta - a Duel to the Death! I finally stopped reading both of you.

Democrat vs. Republican - Liberal vs. Conservative - Left vs. Right -
Rich vs. Poor - Up vs. Down - Ford vs. Chevie - and on and on, ad infinitum -Dichotomous Thinking - EXTREMISM!

Usually, Both Extremes are WRONG!

I am just as human as the next guy, and have been guilty of 'name-calling' many, many times - and mostly against Politicians, and called them much worse names than 'idiots.'

I find it sad that two such intelligent and caring individuals seem to never take time to employ some empathy, and search for points of AGREEMENT in order to SOLVE problems, not ascerbate them.

I SINCERELY WISH YOU BOTH PEACE ...

but, I refuse to be 'sucked into' choosing either side!

Tom.


=========================================================

RE: Karla Dorman’s - I WANT TO LIVE -

KARLA - SUPERBLY PUT!

HOWEVER - I finally got the 'whole picture' so to speak. I have been bitching n' moaning for years now - about the 'CROOKED POLITICIANS' and the callous CORPORATIONS - blaming everything WRONG with America on 'THEM'.

I WAS WRONG! 'WE THE PEOPLE' ARE THE REAL CULPRITS! WHY?

For being blind, following, stupid APATHETIC SHEEP!

FOR RE-ELECTING THEM - OVER AND OVER, AND OVER!
FOR - NOT SPEAKING OUT!
FOR - NOT STANDING UP!
FOR - NOT FIGHTING THE CORPORATIONS!
FOR - NOT OPPOSING THE BAIL-OUTS ENOUGH!
FOR - NOT QUESTIONING ROTTEN, BIASED LAWS!
FOR - NOT SIGNING PETITIONS, AND BEING COUNTED AS CARING AMERICANS!

What do Writers, Authors, and Poets DO? BITCH AND MOAN!

BUT WHERE? TO WHOM?
In essence, we at AD 'STROKE' one another - that's ALL!

Once, somewhere here, i think someone said there were about
40,000 AD Authors - is this TRUE?

Or, perhaps it is less? 30,000 - 20,000 - only 10,000 ?

"Give me some men who are Stout-Hearted men,
and I'll soon give you 10,000 MORE!
Start me with 10 ..."

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE STENCH - IN CONGRESS - IN EVERY PAST ADMINISTRATION - IN THE COURTS - IN THE CORPORATIONS -
50 YEARS OF 'OIL BARONS' RUNNING OUR COUNTRY -
KEY-RIST ... DOES YOUR NOSE WORK?

'WE THE PEOPLE' ALLOWED 9 ASS-HOLES TO ELIMINATE GOD ...

AND YOU EXPECT HIM TO SAVE US? C'MON!

"GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES!"

"THY ACTIONS ALONE DETERMINE THY WORTH!"

Sorry, KARLA ... I'm just a tad - PISSED! Peace - Tom.

=========================================================

Note To All


Every once in a while I must knock myself down a peg or two - ergo, I apologize for my BIG MOUTH!

Considering: the state of the Economy, the World at-large, the mis-treatment of VETERANS, the Crookedness of Politics, the Lying of Officials, the Corruption of Corporations and Congress, the slaughter of God’s innocent Creatures, the Greed of Warmongers, the Stupidity of the Gulf Disaster, the Assininity of War, the Skewing of Truth by the Media, the weakness and Apathy of Americans, and a myriad of other things that ‘go bump in the night’ - I get EXASPERATED - PISSED OFF - FLABBER-GASTED ... and I just have to BLOW OFF STEAM!

While this does not excuse my screaming at the top of my lungs with CAPS - so to speak, it may help to explain my Humanity?

I have been guilty many times in the past of using nasty split-infinitives to describe various and sundry politicians, so-called representatives, and other government officials, like: RAT-BASTARDS - SONS-A-BITCHES - and ARSE-HOLES ... and being fully cognizant of my limited vocabulary, will probably continue to do so in the future. “If the shoe fits - wear it!”

As of this writing, there are approximately 165 days left before the General Elections here in the Good Ole U.S. of A. - to this end, I would be remiss if I did not include herein a friendly reminder ...

VOTE OUT ALL INCUMBENTS !!!

The ‘Two-Party’ System has taken us down the ‘Primrose Path’ for far too long now. America needs some ‘New Blood’ in every level of government - Local, State, National, Inter-National - Doctors, Dentists, Teachers, Electricians, Carpenters, Plumbers, Computer Nerds, Bus Drivers, Semi-Drivers, Firemen, Policemen, Veterans, Retirees, Indian Chiefs - in short, a cross-section of the ‘Common Man’ - hard-working, caring, empathetic individuals that will simply do a good, simple, honest Job for ONE TERM -
And then, return to their ‘normal lives.’

You may have noticed the absence of Lawyers in the above ‘litany’ - that, my Dear Friends, is by Choice! Enough is Enough! Over a Century of Legal Jargonese, or ‘GOBBLE-DE-GOOK’ - is quite sufficient. Imagine new, simple laws, ordinances, rules, whatever - expressed in Simple English - understandable, practical, and not intentionally confusing, nor self-serving!

Patriots, Citizens, Common Folk - with one solitary Goal - to Improve America, by Up-Holding The Constitution, and actually Obeying their Oaths of Office. How Novel! How Basic! How Sensible!

Another Author here at Authors Den, John V. Martin, in a separate communiqué to me personally suggested a Term that I particularly like:
The FREE AMERICAN PARTY. Does that not have a nice Ring to it?

Granted, the current move under way for some time now, is The TEA PARTY - while this is quite a ‘catchy’ phrase, reminding us of our History in the Port of Boston, many years ago - and the concept of Rebellion against Tyranny, and “Taxation Without Representation” - I honestly fear that many, many opportunists are ‘Jumping on the Band-Wagon’ - like ‘rats running from a sinking ship’ -

Citations from Encarta World English Dictionary:

Equus Asinus - Donkey - a small domesticated member of the horse family with a gray or brown coat, long ears, and a LARGE HEAD - somebody thought of as lacking intelligence (informal insult).

Loxodonta Africana - Loxodonta Cyclotis - Elephas Maximus - Elephant -
A large gray or grayish-brown animal with a long flexible trunk, prominent ears, thick legs, and pointed tusks - somebody or something that is extremely large or much larger than average.

Leucocephalus - Bald Eagle - a large North American eagle found mainly near lakes and rivers, the adult of which has a white head and tail.

SO - instead of an ASS, or a LUMMOX - how about a Logo or Emblem for a New Party that is truly representative of America, as One United Nation? The American Eagle!

Finally, in closing, I look at the current OIL CASTROPHE in the Gulf of Mexico, wonder about the repercussions yet to come, far into the future, and a vivid motion picture comes immediately to mind. In the final closing scene of the old movie ‘Planet of The Apes” - as Charlton Heston rides his trusty steed along the sandy shoreline, out in the distance we realize the absolute, poignant theme of the entire movie ...


There in the background, barely extending above the waterline, at a dangerous tilt, sadly exposed is just the Tip of the Torch, and part of the Head of ...

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!

The crash-landed astronauts were actually back where they started -

ON PLANET EARTH!

DEVASTATED BY MANKIND!


“IF THE SHOE FITS - WEAR IT!”


© - TKH.


RE: My - Note To All -

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
6/10/2010

I totally agree with Mr. Ed's comment...with one exception: Should be -
WHAT A FRIGGIN BUNCH OF ARSE-'OLES IN OUR COUNTRY!!!
B and L - Micke

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
6/10/2010

I'll join the "Free America Party."
Mark

Reviewed by D Johnson
6/10/2010

Apology accepted, (as tongue in cheek as it was offered)

The idea that mankind is destroying itself is absolutely true . However, makind will do nothing to save their collective butts until until they look up and see the sky falling in their direction...then realize..."Houston, we have a problem."

Please let me know how all this works out, we can probably get together for a game cribbage on some cloud floating by overhead.

Cheers,
Dan


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
6/10/2010

PLANET EARTH! DEVASTATED BY MANKIND!

That truly needs CAPS, because so many are still not listening.

As for 'VOTE OUT ALL THE INCUMBENTS' that ain't gonna work either. Watching the latest elections, people are throwing out incumbents and replacing them with 'CORPORATION BIG WIGS' who are now spending millions of dollars to 'BUY VOTES.'

And so many 'EXTREMELY GULLIBLE' Americans think they are gonna save us - so quickly forgetting that these are the very same people 'WHO GOT US INTO THIS GOD-AWFUL MESS WE ARE NOW IN IN THE FIRST PLACE.'

WHAT A FRIGGIN COUNTRY!!!

PEEWEE - OOPS!

Forgot to include that little gem ... Corporations.

After we the people get some normal, common folk into elected office, then we have a National Referendum -

1. The prior Definition of a Corporation as a separate Legal Entity is hereby Rescinded!

2. Corporate Officers and Boards of Directors can no longer 'hide' behind the corporate charter - besides the Duties of the Office, they will accept Responsibility for their individual actions and participation, thereby being Subject to all manner of Prosecution, both Civil and Criminal!

3. This applies to all Corporations, Limited, or Otherwise, as well as all forms of Partnerships, Professional Associations, and Sole Proprietorships as well!

4. All Corporations and other Businesses that have Assets exceeding One Million Dollars - $1,000,000 - shall pay a FLAT TAX of 15% of Gross Income - No Deductions, No Complications, No Exemptions, NO OIL DEPLETION ALLOWANCES - NADA!

Your 'Free Ride' is OVER!
Time to 'Fess Up' and actually HELP to 'Row the Boat!'

DON'T LIKE THIS? TOUGH! MOVE OUT OF OUR COUNTRY -

See how the rest of the World treats you!

But, GEE Tom, what if the really big guns, like - Monsanto, and Dow, Davison, and other Chemical Manufacturers left us? NO PROBLEMO!

Maybe then Americans could begin to breathe FRESH AIR AGAIN!

Maybe good ole HORSE-SHIT would be a highly valued commodity as a fertilizer AGAIN?

Maybe we'd begin to be GREEN AGAIN?

"Horse-Shit, it makes the grass grow green ...
Da, Dum, Da, Da, Da, Da, Dum ..."

Peace BRO - PEACE! Tk.

=========================================================

RE: Regis Auffray’s - Sometimes -

REG - SUPERBLY DONE!

You have captured the essence of Romance here!
If your Lover is real and truly reciprocates, it is like a bit of Heaven.
If she is imaginary, or a dream, then
Sometime soon, send her 'Sometimes' -
It may cause her to become Real ...

Peace - Tom.


© - TKH.

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead 6/16/2010
thought provoking read
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/15/2010
I like your category (crafts and Hobbies.) Remember, free speech is what many men shed their blood for. Grammar.....not good. Keep it up.Love ya Tom. J
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/15/2010
Don't know if it was medicines induced (I don't think so, really) but when I was out and astral traveling, I happen to see a very pissed off God up there somewhere looking down about New Orleans and I didn't dared to ask Him nuthin!!!

Cuz EDvard

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/15/2010
A. WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE - THE 1 MILE DEPTH OF DRILLING SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN APPROVED BY THE GOVERNMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

B. WHY DID THIS NOT HAPPEN? BECAUSE POLITICIANS FROM BOTH PARTIES HAVE BEEN 'IN THE POCKETS' OF BIG OIL FOR MANY DECADES NOW!

C. WHAT SHOULD BE DONE NOW? ALL -A-L-L
DRILLING IN THE ENTIRE GULF COAST SHOULD BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY! BUT, THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN

It will never happen because both our politicians (who get millions from the oil companies for their campaigns) and most of our citizens (who still so foolishly believe that Drill, Baby, Drill is gonna give them cheap gasoline) don't want it to happen.

PS: They already have wells at over 7,500 feet below the surface. If we can't stop a blowout at 5,000 feet, ya think they know how to stop one at 7,500??!!

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