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NO HABLO ESPANOL !
By Tom Hyland
Last edited: Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Posted: Tuesday, September 20, 2011



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P.S. - I Bear Absolutely No Ill Will to Any Individual Who ASSIMILATES and Becomes LEGAL!


But, Any and All GROUPS Who Would FORCE
And Prefer Their Culture Over OURS ...
Should ‘Seek Asylum’ ELSEWHERE!

The PIC: In case you can't read the Caption, it Says:

"Now just why in the HELL do I have to press '1' for English?"








NO HABLO ESPANOL!


© - Tom Hyland - 9/21/11

“In 1492, Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blue ...”

At that Time, Before any ‘White Man’
Had Arrived in North America -
Before ‘Our Country’ was Named after Amerigo Vespucci -
Hundreds of Tribes of Indians -
‘American Indians’ - Were Already Here!

In the West, and South-West -
Thousands of Mexicans Already Existed -
In ‘Our Land’!

About One Hundred Years Later -
‘El Gringo’ Arrived -
Pilgrims, Puritans, Quakers, Amish, Mennonites -
And Other Nationalities and Ethnic Groups -
Set Foot on These Shores.

The Original ‘Thirteen Colonies’ were Established!
During those Early Times,
Many ‘Indentured Servants’ and ‘African Slaves’
Were ‘Imported’!

Before 1800 was here, those Colonists
Declared their Independence from England!
The ‘United States of America’ was Formed!
“United We Stand - Divided We Fall!”

‘French and Indian Wars’ Occurred.
War with Britain - Defying ‘The Crown’ -
Our ‘Founding Fathers’ Established:
‘The Constitution’ - ‘The Bill of Rights’ -

“All Men Are Created Equal!”

Well, Not Exactly ...
All ‘American Citizens’ were Equal !

English, Irish, Scottish, Italian, Spanish, German,
French, Polish, Portugese, Chinese, Mexican ...
And Other Groups who ‘Pledged Allegiance’ -
‘To The Flag of The United States of America’
Were Both Welcomed and Accepted!

Those Thousands Became Millions Who -
ASSIMILATED INTO ONE CULTURE!
Learned One Language, Learned and Obeyed -
‘The Law of The Land’!

‘We The People’ Quickly Screwed Over -
All of The American Indian Tribes and Nations!
Mexican and Spanish ‘Land Grants’ -
Were ‘Thrown Out The Window’!

Those Elites - The ‘White-Skinned’ Ones -
Immigrants All !
Made The Laws - Ruled the Country!
Red - Tan - Brown - Black - Yellow - ‘Skins’ -
‘People of Color’ - All - Needed to Conform!

Whether ‘Natural-Born’ or ‘Naturalized’ Citizens -
It was an Amalgamation of One Nation!
‘The United States’ - But Under:
One Flag! One Language! One Rule!

“All for One - One for All !”
“E PLURIBUS UNUM”
“ONE FROM MANY!”

But Now - 210 Years Later -
We Find Ourselves - DIVIDED!

WHY? You May Ask ...

Because of a Veritable ‘Handful’ of -
Filthy, Stinking, Rich, Selfish, Egotistical -
‘Rat-Bastards’ Known as ... Congress!
Politicians and Lawyers All!

On Today’s News on YPR - Your Public Radio -
88.1 FM on my Radio Dial -
The Following was Clearly Stated:

Out of 435 ‘Congress Persons’ -
244 Are MILLIONAIRES ...
138 Republicans And 106 Democrats!
More than FIFTY PERCENT!
ALL EQUALLY GREEDY!

It was also Facetiously Alluded to That ...
‘They’ Certainly Would Never Ever ‘Kow-Tow’
To the Wishes of Another ‘Handful’ of -
Other Millionaires, and/or Wealthy Corporations!

And ... Certainly NOT -
Vote on Bills and Laws Accordingly -
Especially because of ‘Meager’ Political Contributions -
Like ... $5, 000. Or Even ... $30,000!

Gim’me a Big ‘HELL NO!’

What Possible Logic, or Sanity -
Was Ever Employed to Determine That ...
‘We The People’ ... All of a Sudden ...
NEEDED ... A SECOND LANGUAGE?

Can you ‘Splain That, Lucie?’

Could it have Anything to do with That -
‘Wondrous’ DEAL Known as NAFTA?
You know, the One that ‘Cigar-Bearer’ Clinton Made?

The One Where American Corporations -
Built Plants in Mexico and ‘Farmed Out’
AMERICAN JOBS?

And ‘We The People’ Graciously Received ...
Millions of Illegal Aliens!
More Millions of ‘Anchor Babies’!
Millions of Kilos of DOPE!
Millions of ‘Gang-Bangers’!
Thousands, if not Millions of Criminals!
Drains on Our Education System!
Increased Billions of Dollars of Healthcare Costs!
Drains on Our Social Services!
Dreadful Demonstrations! Demagogical Demands!

“No Habla Ingles!”

Every Damned ‘Voice-Mail’ System -
In just about Every Business Concern,
As Well as Governmental Agencies -
REQUIRE ‘WE THE PEOPLE’
To: El Presso DOS Por Espanol!

What About Other Languages?
French, Italian, German, Celtic, Chinese, Japanese,
Korean, Yiddish, Sioux, Iroquoian, Mohawk, Seneca,
Cherokee, Huron, Iraqi, Afghani, Arabic, Bantu ...
Ad Infinitum!

What If: ‘They’ All Demanded ‘Equal Rights’?

Just Wait Until the Millions of Moslems Here -
Start DEMANDING That -
‘WE THE PEOPLE’
Learn and Speak Their Language!

POBROCITO! ‘Poor Little One’ ...

Want to Actually BE AN AMERICAN?
LEARN OUR LANGUAGE!
AND ... SPEAK IT!
LEARN OUR CULTURE!
AND ... PRACTICE IT!
LEARN OUR LAWS!
AND ... OBEY THEM!

“WE THE PEOPLE” ...
ABOUT 270,000,000 OF US ...
AMERICAN CITIZENS ALL ...
DO!


‘YO NO ENTIENDE ESPANOL”!
‘NO HABLO”!

“Vaya Con Dios!” ... “Go With God!”

ASSIMILATE ... OR GO BACK ...

WE DO NOT NEED YOU!


P.S. - I Bear Absolutely No Ill Will to Any Individual
Who ASSIMILATES and Becomes LEGAL!

But, Any and All GROUPS Who Would FORCE
And Prefer Their Culture Over OURS ...
Should ‘Seek Asylum’ ELSEWHERE!


© - TKH.
 

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack
U'd be surprised if you saw what I see while delivering my meds from Rite Aid in Vineland...I always bitch, to myself, that I have to live in a cold motorhome & the folks of spanish decent that I deliver to, get homes, apartments and such, air-conditioned, heated & quite well taken care of...& they get their drugs delivered to them...while most other people, including blacks, whites & whosoever have to go out on their own & pick up what they need as well as pay exorbitant amounts while they pay $1.10 a bottle of meds as Medicare does not cover the co-pay anymore...just ranting here...Jurseeeeeey
Reviewed by John Martin
The only Spanish I remember is... "Como Esta Frijole"...Translation... How have you bean.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Out of 435 ‘Congress Persons’ -
244 Are MILLIONAIRES ...
138 Republicans And 106 Democrats!
More than FIFTY PERCENT!
ALL EQUALLY GREEDY!

And some still expect them to represent 'the people.' The people who are now jobless, homeless, penniless, and without hope, because our elected 'representatives' bow to their fellow 'Haves.'
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
We're fighting a lost cause. Republicans (most of them) and ALL Democrats don't care.

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