I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead Driving a Chrysler Product
edited: Sunday, May 15, 2011
By Duke LaRance
Rated "PG" by the Author.
Posted: Sunday, May 15, 2011
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Dear Click and Clack....
This can be verified with sworn affidavits.
The recent question regarding a belt slipping off a 1998 Chrysler minivan whenever a single drop of water got on it filled me with disgust and revulsion (again).
I owned a Dodge Caravan of similar vintage. One fine Sunday morning, the steering wheel came off. while I was turning onto a highway from a city street. I managed to stop on the highway about halfway through my turn.
While I was standing there thankful that I wasn’t going 100 mph through a tight S curve, a family heading for church in a neighboring town stopped and we pushed my van right back to where I had been at the stop sign, sans steering wheel. Before these fine folks headed off down the highway, I imagined that they were feeling queasy since they were also in a Caravan.
A friend happened by just then, and as we were contemplating the great mysteries of the universe, another man who owned a bulk plant stopped. He loaned me a large crescent wrench to steer with. I drove to another friend’s house and he gave me a short tire iron that fit the (former) steering wheel nut perfectly.
I cruised here and there for quite awhile using my steering iron, including, but not limited to down the highway. I finally went to a salvage yard and bought a steering wheel taken from a Caravan crumpled up like a piece of aluminum foil.
From that day on until the day that my Caravan was repo’ed, I felt a dead man’s hands touching mine every time I gripped that wheel.
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duke larance -- the drugstore cowboy poet
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|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Hey Dude, good to see you writing once in awhile...that is one experience I have never heard of before though I have heard of alot of crazy stuff with regards ALL cars...I think every so often the builders just have a lax day and these parts are just not put together too well...but they would likely blame the robotic machinery that puts our cars together...Hey, stop in every so often, you are missed otherwise...Ed|
|Reviewed by D Johnson
|Wow, Duke, did you really send this to Click & Clack, if so what was their reply? Great article, even though I have to admit I have had more problems with GM'S and Ford's than I have with Chrysler products...good stuff.