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INDETERMINATE CRAP
By Tom Hyland
Last edited: Friday, April 02, 2010
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010



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Indeterminate Crap

© - Tom Hyland - 3-28-10 to 4-02-10

RE: My - The NEW Health LAW -

3/30/2010
J'nia Fowler

I hear you. It is big business like all the rest. We watched a show the other night about thalidomide, a 60 year old drug which is now being used for some forms of cancer. The drug company who manufactures it has increased their price by some 900% saying that it is for research and development. Hog wash, as you say.

One fellow up here in the north got it from Mexico for $90.00 per month instead of the $4000.00 per month the company in the USA demands. I could go on but hey, why?

The drug companies are at the master switch of any medical intervention. They reign supreme. J'nia

J'NIA - AMEN, DEAR!

The collusion between Pharma's greedy, over-blown high prices, and the Insurance companies that DON'T COVER GENERICS is absolutely lecherous!

Like crooked Congress, greedy CEO's, and all other
lying Politicians - I HOPE THEY ALL - BURN IN HELL!

TK.


3/29/2010
Georg Mateos

To bribe, in Argentina is to "grease" the palm of the hand, in Mexico is to get the "mordida", in Italy you need to give a "bustarella", in Norway you should practice the "bestikkelse", in Sweden it is mellifluously called the "muta", and Universally known as the way to maintain alive the Corruption!

GEORG -

WOW! You’ve been around ...

In any language - a crook is a crook is a crook ... TK.

Georg
3/28/2010
Joseph* OneLight*®

"A Socially Needed Change Has Been Birthed!" You said it Tom! I'm so happy to see someone speaking out for what is right. Finally, we have a government that is For the People! Is it perfect? No, but it sure is a step in the right direction for a change.

Standing with You,
Joseph

JOE - thanks for comments - as I said - time will tell. TK.


3/28/2010
Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Sheesh, Tom...Health Care Reform goes back nearly a century ago...when Teddy Roosevelt tried to bring it about! Just Whats The Problem, here?...good work, me boy!
Blessings and Love - Micke

THANKS - MICKE!

3/28/2010
m j hollingshead

thought provoking article

THANKS - MOLLIE!

3/28/2010
Beryl McMullen
Good for you - I can still never understand why so many countries in the world can afford health care for it's citizens, yet it has taken the richest country in the world to take so lang

BERYL -

PERHAPS IT IS OUR OWN CONGRESS, THOSE IN THE POCKETS OF THE GREAT AMERICAN CORPORATION ...

HONORING AND ALLOWING THE MORE ADVANCED SYSTEMS AND MEDICINES PRODUCED IN OTHER COUNTRIES WOULD REDUCE ALL THE PROFITS OF THE ‘LOCALS’ ...

TOM.

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RE: GEORG E. MATEOS - “Hoodwinked by Charlatans” -

GEORG - MAGNIFIQUE! MAGNILOQUENT!

FIRST - I WOULD ECHO AMBER'S REQUEST - RETURN TO USA - RUN FOR PRESIDENT - YOU GOT MY VOTE! YOU HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY INGREDIENTS - EXPERIENCE, KNOWLEDGE, PASSION, UNDERSTANDING, EMPATHY, AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST ... AGE!

SECOND - YOU ARE TOO KIND, CALLING 'THEM' - CHARLATANS -

I AM LESS SUBTLE AND CALL ALL THOSE GREEDY SONS O' BITCHES - "RAT-BASTARDS!"

THIRD - SEMPER FIDELIS !!! TOM.

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RE: GEORG MATEOS - Brother Ed’s Ma’s Favorite Son -

DEAR ED-VARK -

AAH - WHAT FOND MAMMARIES YEW DUN HAD!

SOMEHOW, I HAD MY WIRES CROSSED, N' THOUGHT OLE PEEWEE ED WUZ THE YOUNGEST - BUT NOW I GOT IT STRAIGHT ...

ED-FART DEVIL AS THE YOUNG'UN SPLAINS ALL HIS CONSTANT WAILIN' N' WHININ' !!!

NOTICED TIGER ED-LEEN SAID EWE PLAYED THE FLUTE -
THAT SPLAINS WHY YEW GIMME SO MUCH 'LIP' ...
YER LIPS ARE PROBABLY BIGGER THAN UBANGIS - UBETCHA!

YER HILLBILLY CLAN WOOD GIVE MA N' PA KETTLE A RUN FER THEIR MONEY -
SPECIALLY WIF YER PA'S 'KICKAPOO JOY JUICE'! N' LIL ABNER N' DAISEY MAE
ARE PROBABLY FIRST CUZZINS, ONCT REMOVED ON YER UNCLE ZEBEDIAH'S SIDE!

WHAT YER FAMBLY NEEDS TO TELL NOW IS - WHO INVENTED, AND WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO - ALL THEM THAR WONDERFUL, DEEE-LICIOUS - "SHMOOS" ???

LATER, GATORS ... OLE CUZ TOM-KAT.
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RE: MATEOS - IRELAND PINK ELEPHANTS -

DEAR ED-ANON - MAYBE THERE SHOULD BE A GROUP, SIMILAR TO AL-ANON?

THEM T'WEREN'T PRANCIN' PINK ELEPHANTS ...

THEY WUZ - ALL THEM OBESE PINK LADIES THAT YEW DESERTED!

HERE'S TO - "HAIR IN YER BRA!" TK.

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RE: Mateos - Burning Fools Gold -

GEORG -

WELL SAID! "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD!"

BUT ... THE FOOLS THINK IT IS! TK.

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RE: My - F-R-I-E-N-D-S ... A Review -

Georg Mateos

I never understood Rachel...THEY WERE IN A TIME BREAK!!!...and Ross...well, what can you do to improve a nerd?

Georg

DEAR GEORG -

About 60 years ago - you might have been Young - do you remember being young? And GOOFY? And regarding the Nerd, an Anthropologist, do you know of any of them that weren’t nerds?

Joey was the male SPACE CADET, and Phoebe was the female counterpart.
Chandler and Monica represented the ‘normal’ people by being just ‘Young and Dumb.’

Now - you’re just OLD N’ GOOFY! ... Peace - Cuz ... TK

3/30/2010
Regis Auffray

A fine tribute, Tom. I must confess that I've never watched the show but now you have me wanting to check it out. They ought to pay you a commission (lol!). Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

REG -

Thanks for comments. Like I said, if you get your hands on this set, and watch 10 episodes in a row, I guarantee - YOU WILL LAUGH!

Peace - Tom.

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RE: Matlack’s - Departmental Office of Nothingness -

JOISEY -

GOV. DEPT. OF ZERO - ZIP - NIL - NADA - NONE - ZILCH -

WITH ONE EXCEPTION -

THEY TAKE ALL THAT OVER-PAID MONEY - THEN -

SCREW THE PEOPLE!!! CUZ TK.

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RE: My - What If Man Is Only ... -

4/2/2010
Georg Mateos

Yesterday was April Fools Day, sooooooo...it doesn't apply, we are smarter than you!!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Cuz EDvard

DEAR CUZ EDvard -

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST IS A FRIGGIN’ - HYENA !!!! TK.


4/1/2010
Ed Matlack

And who is the biggest "fool" on April Fools day? Certainly not I, maybe the writer of this poem...;-) e

DEAR ‘MATCHLESS’ MATLACK -

IN CASE YOU FAIL TO REMEMBER, OR TEND TO FORGET -
THAT PICTURE IS Y-O-U- ... I ENTITLED IT - “MATLACKMANIA” ...

AS YER 2 BRUDDERS HAVE DIVULGED MANY TIMES -
YEW WERE ALWAYS THE MAGNANIMOUS ‘FART-PRODUCER’ !!!

HAVE A HAPPY - ‘GOOD FRIDAY’ -
KEEP SILENT FROM NOON TO THREE PM ...
TAKE TWO ASS-BURNS ...
N’ CALL ME IN THE MORNIN’ !!! TK.

P.S. NOW - WHO IS REALLY THE BIGGEST FOOL ???


4/1/2010
John Domino
Very creative humor.

Who is the guy in the wetsuit??

It's a GAS!!!

Happy Easter!

JMD

JOHN - GAS - IS RIGHT !!!

FOR YOUR PERSONAL EDIFICATION, AM PASTING MY RESPONSE TO THAT FAT 'POSER' HERE:

"DEAR ‘MATCHLESS’ MATLACK - IN CASE YOU FAIL TO REMEMBER, OR TEND TO FORGET - THAT PICTURE IS Y-O-U- ...

I ENTITLED IT - “MATLACKMANIA” ...

AS YER 2 BRUDDERS HAVE DIVULGED MANY TIMES -
YEW WERE ALWAYS THE MAGNANIMOUS ‘FART-PRODUCER’ !!!

HAVE A HAPPY - ‘GOOD FRIDAY’ -
KEEP SILENT FROM NOON TO THREE PM ...
TAKE TWO ASS-BURNS ... N’ CALL ME IN THE MORNIN’ !!! TK.

P.S. NOW - WHO IS REALLY THE BIGGEST FOOL ??? "

Happy Easter Peace, John! - TK.


4/1/2010
Mary Lacey
Tom,

Excellent write with truth, until the end.

Mary

by Tom Hyland (author) at 4/2/2010 4:44:09 AM

MARY - Thanks for visit!
What makes you think that the 'end' was not full of Veracity?
HAPPY EASTER - Tom.

4/1/2010
D Johnson

Self-reproduction seems to be a re-ocurring (sp) (too early for a dictionary) theme in your mini trities, (more sp) Is there something that you are not telling us, Tom?

Cheers and happy AFD,
Dan

DAN -

1. RE: (sp) - re-occurring. And - treatises ...

2. RE: HORNINESS - YEP! I am the original ‘Dirty Old Man’ !!!

Happy Easter! TK.

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© - TKH.













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Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 4/2/2010
After reading down to this point all I can do is laugh. But the first subject that was brought up: Drugs being too expensive in USA when compared to Canada and other countries. We do pay an awfully high price and I consider it a crime. Way to go Tom bringing this up and thanks to all the others who have commented seriously and thanks to those who provided laughter. Liz
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 4/2/2010
In the Garden Section of Home Depot they are giving away free enemas! yer should go there and get yore own, yore indeterminate crap is hollering for one!!!

Cuz EDEvard


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