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Old Age Quotes
by Barbara Sue   
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Last edited: Sunday, January 07, 2007
Posted: Sunday, January 07, 2007

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Some "old age" quotes found as quoted by well known celebrities.



Gray hair is God's graffiti...
Bill Cosby

Old age is no place for sissies...
Bette Davis

Age is a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter..
Satchel Paige

Just remember, once you're over the hill,you begin to pick up speed..
Charles Schultz

"Don't worry about senility,"
my grandfather used to say.
"When it hits you, you won't know it."
Bill Cosby

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been..
Mark Twain

Inside every seventy year old is a thirty five year old
asking, "What happened?"..
Ann Landers

The secret of staying young is to live honestly,
eat slowly, and lie about your age..
Lucille Ball

My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and it was the law.
Jerry Seinfeld

It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason

Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes.
Pull on rubber gloves.
Smear Vaseline over your glasses,
and there you have it: instant old age.
Malcolm Cowley


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Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Sounds hilarious. I can't wait. LOL
Best regards,
Leland
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