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12 Signs Your Ole Man Might Be Cheatin
By La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart   
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Last edited: Friday, September 19, 2008
Posted: Monday, August 27, 2007

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Little Hints At Infidelity


Weather Sign By Jeff Foxworthy

12 Signs That Your Ole Man Might Be Cheatin

1-He goes out with the guys and comes home smellin like the girls

2-You find “Arbor Mist” in the cooler with his beer

3-On a fishin trip he never catches any fish, but he smells fishy

4-Shredded red lace panties are hangin from his rearview mirror

5-High heel punctures are in his truck headliner

6-He comes home late, missing his boxers and socks

7-He comes home with red lips and a wet face

8-He comes home still wearing his birth control device

9-He’s got long scratches on his chest and the cat’s been dead a year

10-On Father's day he gets thirty cards

11-He forgets to take the airbed and sheets outa the bed of his pickup

12-His ho is still asleep in the bed of his pickup

If you notice any of these here signs, wake up the Ho and ask her for advice.

8/27/2007 La Belle Rouge


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Reviewed by Alan Abrams 4/15/2011
we laugh best when we laugh at ourselves
Reviewed by Dark Knight 8/27/2009
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 4/13/2008
You oughtta be on TV! No kidding!
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 8/27/2007
Baby Girl! Tell these folks how the hog ate the cabbage! These here pearls of wisdom truly sums up the swine! LOVE YOU! Sissy
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/27/2007
thanks for sharing...there are more signs...but not going there now!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/27/2007
Tooooo funny Belle, I love it.

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 8/27/2007

She probably doesn't know either.

Great Write!!!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/27/2007
I save the cheating gal and I am saving this one, they will be framed and on the honor place back the bar (where boy are boys and dames aren't welcome during dirty jokes been passed around!)
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 8/27/2007
LOL ...All circumstancial

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 8/27/2007
All inconsequential evidence, M'Lady . . . And it ain't true that I was seen with your young sister last Thursday at the drive in. (Drive-In? Gawd, does THAT date me?)

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