Weather Sign By Jeff Foxworthy



12 Signs That Your Ole Man Might Be Cheatin


1-He goes out with the guys and comes home smellin like the girls

2-You find “Arbor Mist” in the cooler with his beer

3-On a fishin trip he never catches any fish, but he smells fishy

4-Shredded red lace panties are hangin from his rearview mirror

5-High heel punctures are in his truck headliner

6-He comes home late, missing his boxers and socks

7-He comes home with red lips and a wet face

8-He comes home still wearing his birth control device

9-He’s got long scratches on his chest and the cat’s been dead a year

10-On Father's day he gets thirty cards

11-He forgets to take the airbed and sheets outa the bed of his pickup

12-His ho is still asleep in the bed of his pickup


If you notice any of these here signs, wake up the Ho and ask her for advice.

8/27/2007 La Belle Rouge