edited: Thursday, March 27, 2008
By Edwin Larson
Rated "G" by the Author.
Posted: Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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A bit of scathing satire
It was alot of hot air that kept Hillary's 'Snoopy' float aloft
(ala Charlie Brown)
which sprung a huge leak
under fabricated sniper fire,
and too much negative ballast,
making her look like a melting character
out of Grimm's Fairy tales
who sued Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon
for not crafting her into a more likeable
Michael Moore version of Karl Marx.
Meanwhile, Obama's eternal 'Smileyface' float,
filled with helium,
('cause Hillary hijacked what was left of the hot air)
caught on hell-fire when his
racist uncle/spiritual advisor of twenty years,
the Black Panthers,
fired up a strong bowl of
and "typical white folks" ran to the other side of the street
to join Forrest Gump as he looked up
from his gulf-shrimp-ice-cream cone
to gaze in wonder
as McCain's silver-haired antiquarian float
glided effortlessly through the giant wake
caused by the ensuing pandemonium.
This drew cheers from those
bloodied and weary of the implosions,
while desperate hangers-on
wondered in vain
why their beloved saint Gore
was nowhere to be seen.
Mama always said....
The parade continues... :)
***for you Dennis ;)***