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The Parade
by Edwin Larson   
Rated "G" by the Author.
Last edited: Thursday, March 27, 2008
Posted: Wednesday, March 26, 2008

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A bit of scathing satire

It was alot of hot air that kept Hillary's 'Snoopy' float aloft
(ala Charlie Brown) 
which sprung a huge leak
under fabricated sniper fire,
and too much negative ballast,
making her look like a melting character
out of Grimm's Fairy tales
who sued Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon
for not crafting her into a more likeable 
Michael Moore version of Karl Marx.

Meanwhile, Obama's eternal 'Smileyface' float,
filled with helium,
('cause Hillary hijacked what was left of the hot air)
caught on hell-fire when his
racist uncle/spiritual advisor of twenty years,
the Black Panthers,
fired up a strong bowl of
government supplied
'angel-dust-laced wacko-weed'
and "typical white folks" ran to the other side of the street
to join Forrest Gump as he looked up
from his gulf-shrimp-ice-cream cone
to gaze in wonder
as McCain's silver-haired antiquarian float
glided effortlessly through the giant wake
caused by the ensuing pandemonium.

This drew cheers from those
bloodied and weary of the implosions,
and infighting,
while desperate hangers-on
wondered in vain
why their beloved saint Gore
was nowhere to be seen. 

Mama always said....

The parade continues...  :)

 ***for you Dennis ;)***










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Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
This has to be the wackiest run for the president in the history of America . . . No matter who winds America loses . . . Nero is fiddlin'
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