Remember those 1950’s science fiction movies? You know, the ones where giant ants, space aliens or Godzilla threaten to destroy a panicked world? Of course, an off the beaten path scientist, his pretty daughter, and the handsome hero always saved us.

Well, I’m afraid it ain’t going to work this time. True, we have the fictitious Global Warming Monster,the panicked world, and lots of off the beaten path scientists, all right. We even have the fictitious hero…Al Gore,( although he’s really kind of dumb and doofy looking.)

But where is the good looking broad, man?

You see, without a good looking broad, whose going to believe that any man in his right mind would waste his time trying to save this world?

Internet Al…You really need to give your Oscar back