Join Free! | Login    
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Bettye Johnson, iShirley Houston, iNancy Jardine, iSusan Lindsley, iWilliam Lowenkamp, iEdward Patterson, iSam Vaknin, i

  Home > Humor > Articles Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Dr. Joe K. Reed

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· Stories
· 22 Titles
· 9 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Dec, 2010

Dr. Joe K. Reed, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Suicide Means...
by Dr. Joe K. Reed   
Not "rated" by the Author.
Last edited: Saturday, April 02, 2011
Posted: Friday, April 01, 2011

  Print   Save    Follow    Share 

Recent articles by
Dr. Joe K. Reed

Know your Bible? Take this Quiz.
Sure Cures for DEPRESSION
DaZZling Incandescence
Good Writing Tips
Most People don't know about SELF-TALK
Spending Time in HEAVEN
           >> View all

Remember that often Humor is used to make Light of a Dark subject.





“Suicide Means…”

Suicide means, “Never having to say you’re sorry”.

Suicide means no more paying income tax, yea!

Suicide means no more therapy sessions for suicide, makes sense!

Suicide means no more dental appointments, marvelous!

Suicide means no more computer disc crashes, wonderful!

Suicide means no more debt on credit cards, wow!

Suicide means no more health problems and sickness, yes!

Suicide means no more money problems, real good!

Suicide means no more mortgage and car payments, yea!

Suicide means no more slaving away at work, very nice!

Suicide means a permanent cure for depression, outstanding!

Suicide means no more dieting and weight control, that’s good!

Suicide means no more worrying about any darn thing, great!

And finally Suicide means you are probably headed to a Warm Place.


*Visit my website at which is dedicated to Christians, Writers, and Readers.  







Web Site: doctorjoesite

Reader Reviews for "Suicide Means..."

Want to review or comment on this article?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by Dr. Joe Reed
Author's note: I Fear Not, bring on the comments, lol.
Popular Humor Articles
  1. Marinating on my TV
  2. The 2000 Year Old Man
  3. Lost C. Burnett Skit
  4. Like Grandma, Like Grandson and dealing wi
  5. Dateline Orlando
  6. Well, There's a Power Struggle
  7. Tickle Fingers
  8. A Penny For My Thoughts?
  9. Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele
  10. How to Succeed in Media

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part IV is adult literature featuring adult content and language that satirizes thirteen famous short fiction works...  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon and Other Ravings from the Blogosp by Edward Patterson

A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon: a cure for short attention spans..  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.