pun; (description); a pun is a joke making a play on words.
In other words, a pun is just another piece of corny humor. I've always liked to use puns in my personal life to get a laugh, and in my art work and writing...just to get a laugh. Puns are not easy to come up with...and that's the problem with puns.
Here, are a few I found, which I hope the reader enjoys;
Dancing cheek to cheek is a form of floor-play;
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion;
He had a bad photographic memory that was never developed;
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired;
Shotgun wedding is a case of wife and death;
When two egotists meet...it is an 'i' for an 'i.'
A man needs a mistress just to break up the monogamy;
A hangover is the wrath of grapes;
Practice safe eathing...and always use a condiment;
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red;
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway;
Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a bananna;
A man's home is his castle...in a manor of speaking;
In a democracy, your vote counts; whereas in feudalism your count votes;
She was engaged to her boyfriend with a wooden leg...but broke it off;
If you don't pay your exorcist...you will get repossessed;
With her marriage...she got a new name and a new dress;
A man who fell into an upholstery machine, has now fully recovered;
You feel stuck with your debt...if you can't budge it;
Local Area Network in Australia...the LAN down under;
A lot of money...taint yours...and taint mine;
Every calendar's days are numberd;
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat;
Once you've seen a shopping centre...you've seen a mall;
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis;
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
And, finally...thank God...
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
No...no...no...that's it...there ain't no moe!
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