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Hello...and welcome to my writing site at Authors Den. Appreciate your time very much.
Traffic; TO; Authors Den (writing site); FROM; August, 2006 to the PRESENT; 534,243
Who says there isn't anything FREE anymore? With a short visit to the humordoctormd website/writing site here at Authors Den, the visitor will get the following and more. page composition ideas; captioning graphics; taking chances with ideas; the use of white space; color balance ideas; quotes; articles; titles; the use of humor...all FREE!
Students and young people can come to a clean site, to get ideas for their school work...FREE!
Business people can come to a clean website, to get ideas to grow their business...FREE!
Anyone can come to a clean website, to get ideas for the home or workplace projects...FREE!
What is NOT FREE...are the books that are coming from all this...which are entitled as follows;
1) House Call; Get Inspired; Get Motivated; Get Going;
2) STROKE! Take Care of Yourself...or Else...If everyone over the age of 21 suffers a stroke (nothing serious)...they will take better care of themselves...
3) Proudly...MADE IN THE USA; (self-improvement in idea development and creativity;
4) Dealing With People of HATE; Like it or not...these type of people will follow us all to the grave...
Four Books + 4 Query Letters Equals 8 Headaches;
Mission Statement; 'Screw the Writer';
Bio; What You See...Is What You Get;
Main Menu; 20+ Short-Cut Links For Your Convenience;
I may be biased, but I think the website listed below, is one of the best on the Internet in the beginning category. Excuse me for 'tooting my horn.'
Website name;humordoctormd; Humor and creativity just seem to go together;
What is one of the best ways to learn? From others, right?
Learn from their experiences...both good and bad; their wisdom; education; talents and skills...and from most of all...their ideas! And, that's what this site/show is all about...IDEAS!
For those of you out there, who want to get more humor into your life, by visiting the two humor organizations listed below;
Association For Applied Threapeutic Humor;
World Laughter Tour;
LinkedIN; (Business Networking Site)
If link does not work, follow the instructions;
1) key my name in the Search Window; Jerry Aragon;
2) Click on the first name on the list; Humor Doctor;
3) Scroll down page to color photos; endorsements; profile, etc.
START DATE; (this page); December 24, 2011
UPDATE: August, 2013; Alphabetical page; Articles (380+)
A Worthless Congress Should Learn From Boston; Albuquerque's Water Consumption Is Down, Again; American's Live In a Sick; Sick Society; Are Young People Taught to Hate? $64,000 Question; Did the Stroke Fry My Brain?; Can a PaceMaker Cause a Stroke? A Few Things I Hate in Life; Aging; The Benefits of Humor; A Letter To the President of the United States; A Real Horror Story For All Americans (medical mistakes) A Writer's Best Buddy Is a Trashcan; Add Color and Creativity To Your Writing; Ageism and Job Losses Contributed To My Downfall; Albuquerque's Water Consumption Is Down; AGAIN! Alcoholism and Tough Love; Along the Bumby Road of Life (display show); America; Why So Many Watch-Dogs?; American Capitalism; (DOA) Dead on Arrival? American Dream...OR American Nightmare?; American's Greatest Enemy Is Their Own Government; American's Suffer From A Big FAT Attitude Problem; American's Should Put Politics Aside, and Go Forward; Are We Suffering From Terminal Seriousness? (Joke of the Week/clean humor); Are You Looking Forward To Your Golden Years? Are You Ready For Some Football?; Article Titles; May I Have the Envelope, Please?; Articles Published; Over 500 Internet Websites; Assisted Legal Suicide; For OR Against?; ATTENTION; Stupid Smokers;ATTENTION GETTERS; mradorable.centurylink.net; Auto Racing: Ladies; Start Your Engines; Avocadoes; Cholesterol and Heart Disease;
Back By Popular Demand; Corny Humor; Bad Things Happen To Good People; Bananas Shouldn't Make You Go Bananas; BANKRUPTCY; The United States of America; Basketball; The World-Famous PIT (woof-woof) Beads Are Not Just For Hippies, Dude!; Become An Activist In Your Community; Bed Bugs; No Need to Panic; Being a Learner and a Doer Is an Attitude; Betrayed By My Own Doctor; Betrayal; Who Can You Trust, Anymore?; Better Safe Than Sorry (ER/Admissions); BOOK; House Call; BOOK COVER; If At First You Don't Succeed...; Business Strategy; Bill Gates Had a Good Idea; BOOK; It's Time to Tickle Thy Funny Bone! Building My Website; One Brick At a Time; Buyer Beware; (weight loss products);
Calisthentics For the Brain; Cancer and a Cup of Joe; Catch the Humor Bug...and Spread It Around; Celebrating 5 Years in Writing; Celebrating Ten Year Anniversary; Website; humordoctormd; CHEATING; Everybody Does It...So, It's Okay; Chemical Dump; My Visit With a U.S. Marshall; Chemical Dump; (Kirtland AFB); I Smell a Rat; Chemical Dump; Chemical Dump; Circus at Kirtland AFB; Chemical Dump: Time to Close Kirtland AFB; Chemical Dump; Betrayed By the Governor?; Chemical Dumping: Going To Kill Us All; Chemicals; Another Love Canal In the Making?; Child Molesters Deserve a Special Place In HELL! Cigarette Bootleggers/Society's Burden: Cloud 9; A Condition of Great Joy; Colon Cancer; Get Ready; Get Set...G-O-O-O; Colonoscopy Results: NO CANCER! Commitment; Promises You Make To Yourself; Constipation Article Takes the #1 Spot; Constipation and Olive Oil; Concern For Those Awful Brain Diseases; Count Your Blessings Everyday! Controlling Pig-Headed People; (oink-oink); Creatvity; Don't Let Those Ideas Get Away; Crybabies; Whiners; Excuse-Makers Need Not Apply; Culture Shock; Growing Old;
Dear Primary Doctor; YOU'RE FIRED; Dear Santa; Dealing With the Racists and Bigots of the World; Death Can Be Dangerous To Your Health; Defending Yourself With Good Writing; Dentures; Take Care of Your Teeth or Else!; Diabetes (type 2)and Chiropractic;Diabetes; The 7th Leading Cause Of Death in the U.S.; Diet/Diabetes; I Yam Who I Yam; Discipline; Separating The Men Form the Boys;Discrimination Against Older Workers (ageism); Discrimination Against Writers Over 40; Do It With Style...Be Yourself; Do It Yourself Bankruptcy; Do You Have a Fear of Failure?; Do You Trust Your Doctor? Does Life Begin at 40?; Don't Golf My Way;
E-Cigarettes: Another Toy For Excuse-Makers; Earth Day Should Be Everyday! (human extinction); Earth; Home Sweet Home; (conservation); Easy On The Mayo; Education Starts at Home With the Parents; Eleventh Commandant; Thou Shall Not Cook; Emergency! Rabies; Act Soon; English Only or Get the Hell Out; ETHICS; What the Heck is That? Event Salutes Organ Donors;Ever Wonder Why The US Is Going Bankrupt?; Everyone Has a Story To Tell; Everyone Has To Know When To Quit; Everyone Is Creative...and So Are You; Everyone Should Be an Environmentalist;
Felix Navidar (Merry Christmas); Forty-Eight Years Of Driving Without an Accident; Four Books + 4 Query Letters Equals 8 Headaches; Fox Guarding the Chicken Coop (health reform); Free Stuff; Websites; Newsletters; Students; Freedom Is Not Free; From Sea to Greedy Sea; From Stranger to Friend to Living Organ Donor;Funny Money;
Get Inspired; Get Motivated; Get Going; Getting and Keeping My Confidence; Getting My 15 Minutes of Fame (world tour); Getting Usable Ideas By Setting EGO Aside; Give Me Liberty, or Give Me DEBT; GIVING; A Feel Good, Feeling For Sure; Global Warming: Believe It or Not; Going Against the Grain (taking chances/ideas; Good Healthcare; Key to Good Health; Good Dentistry; For Good Oran Health; Good or Bad; People Can Make Their Own Luck; Good Writing Requirs Good Speling and Grammer; Graceful Exit; We're All Going To Die Sooner or Later; Gratitude; Opportunity To Build My Website;GREED; In the Medical Profession; Greed! Time To Board Up the Windows; GREED! Saying Goodbye to Professional Sports;
Halloween; Trick or Treat; Hate in America Is Alive and Well, Thank You; Have You Ever Kissed an Ashtray? (pucker up); Headaches! A Learning Disability For Sure; Health; Healthcare: Become an Advocate For Yourself; Health Report; When Medicine Makes You Sick;Heaven: Smoking or Non-Smoking Section; Hear, See, and Read No Evil; Hockey Pucks; Dinner Is Served; Homelessness; It Can't Happen To Me; Homelessness; One of American's Greatest Fears; Hooray For the Red, White and Blue; Hot-Air Balloon Fiesta (up, up and away); Hot Dogs; Apple Pie; Music; and Humor; House Fire; Another of American's Greatest Fears; How Do You Spell JERK? R-U-S-H L-I-M-B-U-A-G-H; How To Drive Traffic To Your Website; How Do You Spell Worthless; US Congress!; How I Got Started In Humor; How I Saved My Dog Daniel; How's Your Memory? (Alzheimer's/Dementia) Humor 101 For Dumbos; Humor Has Been My Life's Calling; Humor Helps Us All to Cope With the Aging Process; Humorous Exercise Quotes and One-Liners; Humorous Medical One-Liners; HUSBANDS WANTED; Cash For Clunkers Program;
I Chose To Write To Help People and Pets; I Know What It's Like To Go Hungry; I Refused to Raise Two Mama's Boys; I Write To Please Me, Myself and I; I'm Almost Ashamed To Call Myself a Human Being; I'm Glad I Didn't Have Any Children; I'm Proud To Be an American Veteran; If You Need Help...Don't Be Ashamed to Get It; Ignorance Can Be Fixed...STUPID Is Forever; Immagine That You Have An Imagination (scary, eh?) Immaturity: Why Can't The Government Grow Up?; Inspirational Quotes To Enhance Your Documents; Internet: Main Street of Racism and Bigotry?; Is America Becoming a Drunk Tank?; Is Bald Beautiful?; Is Life Passing You By?; Is WRITER'S BLOCK A Problem For You? Isn't a Hero Just Another Sandwich?; It Takes Courage To Stay Healthy; It's All About Making People Happy; It's Better to Give Than to Receive; It's Easy to Recycle; (come on, pitch in);
Japan's Problems Are the World's Problems; Jerry...Are You Crazy?; Jobs Are Moving Out of the Country, STUPID!; Jobs; Put Your Hobby On Your Resume; Just Another Pervert In the Church; Just Say NO To Dirty Humor;
Keeping Up With the Jones'...Forget It; Kids Sentenced To Class To Quit Smoking; Knowledge is Power; Playking Hooky Is a No; No;
Laying the Groundwork For Writing My Book; Learning To Give Praise 101 For Dummies; Leave It On the Shelf To Rot; Leg Amputation; Too Little, Too Late; Legacy; A Gift of Writing; Life Can Be So Ugly (Alzheimer's/Dementia); Life Is as Complicated as You Make It; Life's Embarrassing Moments; Losing Weight Is Only The Beginning;
Made In America! (ideas/creativity) Man's Inhumanity To Man (worst of mankind); Many Different Ways to Spell Success; Marriage/Divorce; My Way...Or the Highway; Medical; Saying Goodbye To an HMO; Medicare Going Broke; Taking Seniors With It; Medicare; (DOA) Dead On Arrival?; Memory Lane; A Big Thanks to the Readers; Millions Of People Have Left Organized Religion; Money Is the Root Of All Evil; Moonwalking To Disaster; (Michael Jackson) More Stupid Questions For Your Enjoyment; My Dog Ate My Homework; (excuse-makers); My Love For Creative Writing; My Mother Was a Racist; My Personal License Plate Reads; SLOWPOK; Merry Christmas; Happy Birthday; Happy Anniversary;
NASA Continues To Throw Money Away; National Football League; A Disgrace! National Football League a.k.a. National Farce League; NBA; National Baffoon League; Never Judge a Book By Its Cover (music/writing); Never Underestimate the Power of a Smile; NFL; Greedy Players; Coaches; and Owners; New Mexico Celebrates 100 Years of Statehood; Nobody Will Be Able to Save America From Itself!; Not In My Backyard; (radiation/nuclear); Number One Litter Problem In the World;
OBITUARIES: Two-Party System; Worthless Congress; Okay, Okay...So You Love Yourself; Okay, So You're Boring! (yawn, here); Open Mind vs. Closed Mind For Your Health; Opinion: Medical People Are Less Trusted; Our Senses Help Us All to Stay Safe;
Pain is Pain; Passing a Kidney Stone 101 For Dummies; Patience Is a Virtue; Paying Markets vs. Free Content Markets in Writing; Peer Pressure; It's Everywhere;Penn State Leaders Deserve to be in State Penn; Poison Alert: Second-Hand Smoke; POLICE STATE? (bounties, perhaps?) Poverty; Will Work For Food; Prescription Drugs; The #4 Killer in America; Prescription: Take a Large Dose of Vitamin H (humor); President Obama Should Fear For His Life; President Obummer: Listen Up! Healthcare; Protesting; Americans (2012) Are a Bunch of Candy-Asses; Prune Juice; Jerry's Little Excellent Adventure;
(Radiation) Just Say NO To Nuclear!; RED TAPE; I Could Just Scream! Reducing My Intake of Drugs Is My Top Priority; Republican Party; Same Old Crap; Read My LIps; Radiation Is Forever!; Recipe For Successful Ideas; Resume Bloopers; Humor In the Workplace;
Sabrina; Another Smoking Casualty;Sarah Palin: The Next President of the United States? Say Cheese; photography/humor; Second Opinion For Your Articles; Selfishness in America: Seven Medical Procedures That You Don't Need; Shame; Mudslinging In the 2010 Election; She Said; She Said; (run for governor); Sleep Apnea; (please read before falling asleep);Sleep Deprivation and Diabetes (Type 2); Smoking Can Cause Mental Illness In Later Years; Smoking/Heart Attacks; You Made Your Bed...; Smoking: Committing Suicide One Puff at a Time; Smoking; Until Death Do We Part; Social Security Going Belly-up? Solar Eclipse Over Albuquerque, New Mexico; So Your Parents Don't Love You? Some People Are 1st. Class Weenies; Sorry, But America Is Already a Drunk Tank; Sorry, But Rodney Dangerfield Get No Respect; SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (page 1); SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (page 2); SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (popularity list); STROKE; A Blessing In Disguise; Substance Abuse Problems With Teenagers; Swallowing My Pride While Standing In a Soup Line; Super Bowl; (2012) A Wast of Time!;
Taking Care of Business (ideas); Taking Chances With My Ideas in Writing; Taking Risks; Using Imagination and Silliness; Teen Court is a Winner; Television Commercials; I push the Mute Button; The Aftermath of Surviving a Stroke; The Commandmants of Good Health; Ten Million Americans Have Diabetes and Don't Know It; Thanksgiving; Giving Thanks; Thanksgiving Is Every Day When You Have Your Health; The F-Word Is Quite Popular Around the Country; The A, B, C's of Vitamin D; The American People Win the Election of 2010; The Assasination of a President (1963); The Bad Smell of City Government; The Beginning of Rock and Roll For Me (1955); The Benefits of Chiropractic; The Dangers of Temptation and Peer-Pressure; The English Language Is All Grrek to Me; The First Black-American President; The Great Society Could Be coming To an End; The Health Benefits of Olive Oil; The Heros of 9/11 Will Never Be Forgotten; The Importance of Praise; The Importance of the Words; THANK YOU! The Insanity of Smoking; The Institution of Marriege Is Failing; The Many Benefits of Exercise; The Many Pleasant Surprises in Writing; The Negative Side of Humor; The Positive and Healing Power of Humor; The Seriousness of Depression; The Show Must Go On (writing; ideas; creativity); The Silent Killer (high blood pressure); The SpaMobile Has Arrived; beep; beep; The Sunny Side of the Street (positive attitude); The Truth About Organ Donation; The World Needs More Corny Humor; The Writing's On the Wall (ebook; iPad); There's a Sucker Born Every Minute;There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Question; Think Positive! Out With the Negative!; Throwing Away Your Life 101 For Dummies; To Be a Whistle-Blower Is to be a Patriot; To Be CONTENT, Therefore I Am; To Plan Therefore I Am; Top 25 Articles List For the Year 2011 (hits/views)
U.S. Congress Is NOT Worth Dying For; U.S. Congress; Throw the BUMS Out!; U.S. Congress; America's #1 Red Light District; U.S Drowning in Red Ink; United States of America; The Party's Over!; Until Death Do We Part; (website/writing site); Up Up and Away (a feast for the eyes);
Volunteerism; An Honorable Profession;
Wake Up America: Credit Rating Lowered; Warning! Your Life Could Go Up In Smoke; Wasted Days and Wasted Nights; Water Conservation Is Everybody's Business; Water Contamination; Congratulations To Albuquerque New Mexico; Water Contamination (raising awareness); We Need a Kinder, Gentler Nation; We the People vs. We the Greedsters; What Are We Doing to Each Other As a People?; What's Wrong With America?; Who Says There Isn't Anything FREE Anymore? Why Do I Write? Let Me Count the Reasons!; Why I'm Reluctant To Call Myself a Humor Writer; Why Stress Is so Insidious; Will Social Security Be There For You?; Winners Are Never Quitters; Winning Attitude and Achieving Your Goals; Witnessing History in America; Witnessing The Ugly Forces of Nature; Writers Often Get the Short-End of the Pencil; Writers: Wanna Get Published? Worthless Democrats; Republicans = a Worthless Congress; Writing a Book...A Behind-the Scenes Look...; Writing Can Be Therapeutic For Me; Writing Dialogue; Oprah Wimpy and Frumpy; Writing For the PUN of It; Writing Show; Everything Begins With an Idea; Writing; The Art and Power of Healing;
You Call This America the Beautiful?; You Can't Please Everyone...So Don't Try; You Win Some; You Lose Some; You're As Young As You Feel; Young People Should Not Start Smoking;
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