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SITEMAP For the Hopelessly Lost:(400+ Links) .
By Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)   
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Last edited: Thursday, December 19, 2013
Posted: Saturday, December 24, 2011

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I WRITE TO HELP PEOPLE, PETS, WILDLIFE, AND THE ENVIRONMENT...

My treasured visitors to my website/writing site, have always been my number one priority, and that's why I put this long page together...to make it easier for the visitor to find something that interests them. ONE-STOP SHOPPING: Articles (350+/with links; humor; inspiration; motivation; confidence; temptation/peer-pressure issues; attitude; the negative/positive; controlling; ego, deceit; perversion; ideas/creativity; ageism; alcohol/tough love; watch-dog groups; capitalism; American dream shattered; corruption; greed; healthcare; bankruptcy; activism; betrayal; fraud; environment; prevention; sacrifice; discrimination; style; failure/success; fame; fortune; freedom; debt; luck; age/growing old; racists/bigots; hate; homelessness; patriotism; marriage/divorce; raising children; ignorance; happiness/contentment; jobs; materialism/wealth; making a difference; worst of mankind; knowledge; praise; trust; legacy; religion; excuse-makers; love; cheating; saving America from itself; debt; poverty; pain; selfishness; protesting; business; courtesy; dignity/gratitude; volunteerism; winners/losers; you can't please everyone. ADDITIONALLY, there are articles on the intangibles of life; will power; inspiration/motivation; courage; patience; determination; persistence; discipline; hope, etc.

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Hello...and welcome to my writing site at Authors Den.  Appreciate your time very much. 

Traffic TO;  Authors Den (writing site); FROM; August, 2006 to the PRESENT;  534,243

Who says there isn't anything FREE anymore?  With a short visit to the humordoctormd website/writing site here at Authors Den, the visitor will get the following and more.  page composition ideas; captioning graphics; taking chances with ideas; the use of white space; color balance ideas; quotes; articles; titles;  the use of humor...all FREE! 

Students and young people can come to a clean site, to get ideas for their school work...FREE!

Business people can come to a clean website, to get ideas to grow their business...FREE!

Anyone can come to a clean website, to get ideas for the home or workplace projects...FREE!

What is NOT FREE...are the books that are coming from all this...which are entitled as follows;

1) House Call; Get Inspired; Get Motivated; Get Going;
2) STROKE!  Take Care of Yourself...or Else...If everyone over the age of 21 suffers a stroke (nothing serious)...they will take better care of themselves...
3) Proudly...MADE IN THE USA; (self-improvement in idea development and creativity;
4) Dealing With People of HATE; Like it or not...these type of people will follow us all to the grave...

Four Books + 4 Query Letters Equals 8 Headaches;

Mission Statement; 'Screw the Writer';

Bio; What You See...Is What You Get;

Main Menu; 20+ Short-Cut Links For Your Convenience;

I may be biased, but I think the website listed below, is one of the best on the Internet in the beginning category.  Excuse me for 'tooting my horn.'

Website name;humordoctormd; Humor and creativity just seem to go together;

What is one of the best ways to learn?  From others, right? 

Learn from their experiences...both good and bad; their wisdom; education; talents and skills...and from most of all...their ideas!  And, that's what this site/show is all about...IDEAS! 

For those of you out there, who want to get more humor into your life, by visiting the two humor organizations listed below; 

Association For Applied Threapeutic Humor

World Laughter Tour;

LinkedIN; (Business Networking Site) 
If link does not work, follow the instructions;
1) key my name in the Search Window; Jerry Aragon;
2) Click on the first name on the list; Humor Doctor;
3) Scroll down page to color photos; endorsements; profile, etc.

START DATE; (this page); December 24, 2011
UPDATE:  August, 2013; 
Alphabetical page;  Articles (380+)

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A Worthless Congress Should Learn From Boston;  Albuquerque's Water Consumption Is Down, Again; American's Live In a Sick; Sick Society; Are Young People Taught to Hate?  $64,000 Question; Did the Stroke Fry My Brain?;  Can a PaceMaker Cause a Stroke? A Few Things I Hate in Life; Aging; The Benefits of HumorA Letter To the President of the United StatesA Real Horror Story For All Americans (medical mistakes)  A Writer's Best Buddy Is a TrashcanAdd Color and Creativity To Your Writing; Ageism and Job Losses Contributed To My DownfallAlbuquerque's Water Consumption Is Down; AGAIN!  Alcoholism and Tough Love; Along the Bumby Road of Life (display show);  America;  Why So Many Watch-Dogs?; American Capitalism; (DOA) Dead on Arrival?  American Dream...OR American Nightmare?American's Greatest Enemy Is Their Own Government; American's Suffer From A Big FAT Attitude Problem; American's Should Put Politics Aside, and Go Forward;  Are We Suffering From Terminal Seriousness? (Joke of the Week/clean humor); Are You Looking Forward To Your Golden Years?  Are You Ready For Some Football?Article Titles; May I Have the Envelope, Please?;  Articles Published; Over 500 Internet Websites; Assisted Legal Suicide; For OR Against?; ATTENTION; Stupid Smokers;ATTENTION GETTERS; mradorable.centurylink.netAuto Racing: Ladies; Start Your Engines; Avocadoes; Cholesterol and Heart Disease;

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Back By Popular Demand; Corny Humor;
Bad Things Happen To Good People; Bananas Shouldn't Make You Go Bananas;  BANKRUPTCY; The United States of America; Basketball; The World-Famous PIT (woof-woof)  Beads Are Not Just For Hippies, Dude!; Become An Activist In Your Community;  Bed Bugs; No Need to Panic; Being a Learner and a Doer Is an AttitudeBetrayed By My Own Doctor; Betrayal; Who Can You Trust, Anymore?Better Safe Than Sorry (ER/Admissions); BOOK; House Call; BOOK COVER; If At First You Don't Succeed...; Business Strategy;  Bill Gates Had a Good Idea;   BOOK; It's Time to Tickle Thy Funny Bone!   Building My Website; One Brick At a TimeBuyer Beware; (weight loss products);

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Calisthentics For the Brain; Cancer and a Cup of Joe; Catch the Humor Bug...and Spread It Around; Celebrating 5 Years in Writing; Celebrating Ten Year Anniversary; Website; humordoctormd; CHEATING; Everybody Does It...So, It's Okay;  Chemical Dump; My Visit With a U.S. MarshallChemical Dump; (Kirtland AFB);  I Smell a Rat; Chemical Dump; Chemical Dump; Circus at Kirtland AFB;  Chemical Dump:  Time to Close Kirtland AFB;  Chemical Dump; Betrayed By the Governor?Chemical Dumping: Going To Kill Us AllChemicals; Another Love Canal In the Making?Child Molesters Deserve a Special Place In HELL!  Cigarette Bootleggers/Society's Burden:  Cloud 9; A Condition of Great Joy; Colon Cancer; Get Ready; Get Set...G-O-O-O; Colonoscopy Results: NO CANCER!  Commitment; Promises You Make To Yourself; Constipation Article Takes the #1 Spot;   Constipation and Olive Oil;   Concern For Those Awful Brain Diseases Count Your Blessings Everyday! Controlling Pig-Headed People; (oink-oink); Creatvity; Don't Let Those Ideas Get AwayCrybabies; Whiners; Excuse-Makers Need Not Apply;   Culture Shock; Growing Old;

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Dear Primary Doctor; YOU'RE FIRED;  Dear SantaDealing With the Racists and Bigots of the World; Death Can Be Dangerous To Your Health; Defending Yourself With Good Writing; Dentures; Take Care of Your Teeth or Else!;  Diabetes (type 2)and Chiropractic;Diabetes; The 7th Leading Cause Of Death in the U.S.; Diet/Diabetes; I Yam Who I Yam; Discipline; Separating The Men Form the Boys;Discrimination Against Older Workers (ageism);  Discrimination Against Writers Over 40;  Do It With Style...Be Yourself
Do It Yourself Bankruptcy; Do You Have a Fear of Failure?Do You Trust Your Doctor?  Does Life Begin at 40?;  Don't Golf My Way;

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E-Cigarettes: Another Toy For Excuse-Makers; Earth Day Should Be Everyday!  (human extinction); Earth; Home Sweet Home; (conservation); Easy On The Mayo; Education Starts at Home With the Parents; Eleventh Commandant;  Thou Shall Not Cook; Emergency! Rabies; Act SoonEnglish Only or Get the Hell Out; ETHICS;  What the Heck is That?  Event Salutes Organ Donors;Ever Wonder Why The US Is Going Bankrupt?;  Everyone Has a Story To Tell; Everyone Has To Know When To Quit; Everyone Is Creative...and So Are YouEveryone Should Be an Environmentalist;

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Felix Navidar (Merry Christmas); Forty-Eight Years Of Driving Without an Accident; Four Books + 4 Query Letters Equals 8 Headaches;  
Fox Guarding the Chicken Coop (health reform); Free Stuff; Websites; Newsletters; Students; Freedom Is Not Free; From Sea to Greedy Sea; From Stranger to Friend to Living Organ Donor;Funny Money;

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Get Inspired; Get Motivated; Get Going; Getting and Keeping My Confidence; Getting My 15 Minutes of Fame (world tour);  Getting Usable Ideas By Setting EGO Aside;  Give Me Liberty, or Give Me DEBT; GIVING; A Feel Good, Feeling For Sure;  Global Warming: Believe It or Not; Going Against the Grain (taking chances/ideas; Good Healthcare; Key to Good Health; Good Dentistry; For Good Oran Health;  Good or Bad; People Can Make Their Own Luck; Good Writing Requirs Good Speling and Grammer; Graceful Exit; We're All Going To Die Sooner or Later; Gratitude; Opportunity To Build My Website;GREED; In the Medical Profession;  Greed! Time To Board Up the Windows;  GREED!  Saying Goodbye to Professional Sports;

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Halloween; Trick or TreatHate in America Is Alive and Well, Thank You; Have You Ever Kissed an Ashtray?  (pucker up); Headaches! A Learning Disability For Sure; Health; Healthcare: Become an Advocate For Yourself; Health Report; When Medicine Makes You Sick;Heaven: Smoking or Non-Smoking Section Hear, See, and Read No Evil;  Hockey Pucks; Dinner Is Served; Homelessness; It Can't Happen To MeHomelessness; One of American's Greatest Fears; Hooray For the Red, White and Blue; Hot-Air Balloon Fiesta (up, up and away);  Hot Dogs; Apple Pie; Music; and HumorHouse Fire; Another of American's Greatest FearsHow Do You Spell JERK?  R-U-S-H L-I-M-B-U-A-G-H;   How To Drive Traffic To Your Website;  How Do You Spell Worthless; US Congress!; How I Got Started In Humor; How I Saved My Dog Daniel; How's Your Memory? (Alzheimer's/Dementia)  Humor 101 For Dumbos; Humor Has Been My Life's CallingHumor Helps Us All to Cope With the Aging Process;  Humorous Exercise Quotes and One-LinersHumorous Medical One-Liners; HUSBANDS WANTED; Cash For Clunkers Program

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I Chose To Write To Help People and PetsI Know What It's Like To Go Hungry;  I Refused to Raise Two Mama's BoysI Write To Please Me, Myself and I;  I'm Almost Ashamed To Call Myself a Human BeingI'm Glad I Didn't Have Any Children;  I'm Proud To Be an American VeteranIf You Need Help...Don't Be Ashamed to Get ItIgnorance Can Be Fixed...STUPID Is Forever; Immagine That You Have An Imagination (scary, eh?)   Immaturity: Why Can't The Government Grow Up?;  Inspirational Quotes To Enhance Your Documents;  Internet:  Main Street of Racism and Bigotry?Is America Becoming a Drunk Tank?;  Is Bald Beautiful?; Is Life Passing You By? Is WRITER'S BLOCK A Problem For You?  Isn't a Hero Just Another Sandwich?; It Takes Courage To Stay Healthy;  It's All About Making People Happy;  It's Better to Give Than to Receive;  It's Easy to Recycle;  (come on, pitch in); 

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Japan's Problems Are the World's Problems; Jerry...Are You Crazy?;  Jobs Are Moving Out of the Country, STUPID!; Jobs; Put Your Hobby On Your ResumeJust Another Pervert In the Church;  Just Say NO To Dirty Humor; 

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Keeping Up With the Jones'...Forget It; Kids Sentenced To Class To Quit Smoking Knowledge is Power;  Playking Hooky Is a No; No; 

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Laying the Groundwork For Writing My Book; Learning To Give Praise 101 For Dummies; Leave It On the Shelf To RotLeg Amputation;  Too Little, Too LateLegacy; A Gift of WritingLife Can Be So Ugly (Alzheimer's/Dementia);   Life Is as Complicated as You Make ItLife's Embarrassing Moments;  Losing Weight Is Only The Beginning

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Made In America!  (ideas/creativity)  Man's Inhumanity To Man (worst of mankind)Many Different Ways to Spell Success; Marriage/Divorce; My Way...Or the Highway;  Medical; Saying Goodbye To an HMOMedicare Going Broke; Taking Seniors With It; Medicare; (DOA) Dead On Arrival?;  Memory Lane; A Big Thanks to the ReadersMillions Of People Have Left Organized Religion; Money Is the Root Of All EvilMoonwalking To Disaster; (Michael Jackson)  More Stupid Questions For Your EnjoymentMy Dog Ate My Homework; (excuse-makers); My Love For Creative Writing; My Mother Was a Racist;  My Personal License Plate Reads; SLOWPOK;   Merry Christmas; Happy Birthday; Happy Anniversary;

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NASA Continues To Throw Money AwayNational Football League; A Disgrace!   National Football League a.k.a. National Farce LeagueNBA; National Baffoon League;  Never Judge a Book By Its Cover (music/writing)Never Underestimate the Power of a SmileNFL; Greedy Players; Coaches; and Owners; New Mexico Celebrates 100 Years of Statehood; Nobody Will Be Able to Save America From Itself!;  Not In My Backyard; (radiation/nuclear)Number One Litter Problem In the World;

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OBITUARIES: Two-Party System; Worthless Congress; Okay, Okay...So You Love Yourself; Okay, So You're Boring! (yawn, here)Open Mind vs. Closed Mind For Your HealthOpinion: Medical People Are Less Trusted;    Our Senses Help Us All to Stay Safe;

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Pain is Pain; Passing a Kidney Stone 101 For Dummies; Patience Is a Virtue; Paying Markets vs. Free Content Markets in Writing; Peer Pressure; It's Everywhere;Penn State Leaders Deserve to be in State PennPoison Alert: Second-Hand Smoke; POLICE STATE? (bounties, perhaps?) Poverty; Will Work For Food; Prescription Drugs; The #4 Killer in America; Prescription: Take a Large Dose of Vitamin H (humor); President Obama Should Fear For His Life; President Obummer: Listen Up! HealthcareProtesting; Americans (2012) Are a Bunch of Candy-Asses; Prune Juice; Jerry's Little Excellent Adventure;

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(Radiation)  Just Say NO To Nuclear!;  RED TAPE; I Could Just Scream!  Reducing My Intake of Drugs Is My Top Priority;  Republican Party; Same Old Crap; Read My LIps; Radiation Is Forever!;  Recipe For Successful Ideas;  Resume Bloopers; Humor In the Workplace; 

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Sabrina; Another Smoking Casualty;Sarah Palin: The Next President of the United States?  Say Cheese;  photography/humor;  Second Opinion For Your Articles;  Selfishness in America: Seven Medical Procedures That You Don't Need;   Shame; Mudslinging In the 2010 Election; She Said; She Said; (run for governor);  Sleep Apnea; (please read before falling asleep);Sleep Deprivation and Diabetes (Type 2)Smoking Can Cause Mental Illness In Later Years;   Smoking/Heart Attacks; You Made Your Bed...; Smoking: Committing Suicide One Puff at a Time; Smoking; Until Death Do We Part; Social Security Going Belly-up?   Solar Eclipse Over Albuquerque, New Mexico; So Your Parents Don't Love You? Some People Are 1st. Class Weenies; Sorry, But America Is Already a Drunk Tank; Sorry, But Rodney Dangerfield Get No Respect;  SOS!  My Serious and Silly Articles (page 1); SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (page 2);  SOS! My Serious and Silly Articles (popularity list);  STROKE; A Blessing In DisguiseSubstance Abuse Problems With Teenagers; Swallowing My Pride While Standing In a Soup Line;  Super Bowl; (2012) A Wast of Time!; 

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Taking Care of Business (ideas); Taking Chances With My Ideas in Writing; Taking Risks; Using Imagination and SillinessTeen Court is a WinnerTelevision Commercials; I push the Mute Button; The Aftermath of Surviving a StrokeThe Commandmants of Good Health; Ten Million Americans Have Diabetes and Don't Know It;  Thanksgiving; Giving ThanksThanksgiving Is Every Day When You Have Your Health;  The F-Word Is Quite Popular Around the CountryThe A, B, C's of Vitamin DThe American People Win the Election of 2010The Assasination of a President (1963); The Bad Smell of City GovernmentThe Beginning of Rock and Roll For Me (1955); The Benefits of Chiropractic;  The Dangers of Temptation and Peer-Pressure; The English Language Is All Grrek to Me;  The First Black-American PresidentThe Great Society Could Be coming To an End;  The Health Benefits of Olive Oil;   The Heros of 9/11 Will Never Be ForgottenThe Importance of PraiseThe Importance of the Words; THANK YOU!  The Insanity of SmokingThe Institution of Marriege Is Failing;  The Many Benefits of Exercise;  The Many Pleasant Surprises in Writing; The Negative Side of Humor; The Positive and Healing Power of Humor; The Seriousness of Depression; The Show Must Go On (writing; ideas; creativity); The Silent Killer (high blood pressure); The SpaMobile Has Arrived; beep; beep; The Sunny Side of the Street (positive attitude); The Truth About Organ Donation;  The World Needs More Corny Humor; The Writing's On the Wall (ebook; iPad)There's a Sucker Born Every Minute;There's No Such Thing as a Stupid Question; Think Positive!  Out With the Negative!;  Throwing Away Your Life 101 For Dummies; To Be a Whistle-Blower Is to be a Patriot; To Be CONTENT, Therefore I AmTo Plan Therefore I Am;  Top 25 Articles List For the Year 2011 (hits/views)

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U.S. Congress Is NOT Worth Dying ForU.S. Congress; Throw the BUMS Out!;  U.S. Congress; America's #1 Red Light DistrictU.S Drowning in Red InkUnited States of America; The Party's Over!; Until Death Do We Part; (website/writing site);  Up Up and Away (a feast for the eyes); 

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Volunteerism; An Honorable Profession 

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Wake Up America: Credit Rating LoweredWarning!  Your Life Could Go Up In SmokeWasted Days and Wasted Nights; Water Conservation Is Everybody's BusinessWater Contamination; Congratulations To Albuquerque New Mexico;  Water Contamination (raising awareness);  We Need a Kinder, Gentler Nation;  We the People vs. We the GreedstersWhat Are We Doing to Each Other As a People?; What's Wrong With America?; Who Says There Isn't Anything FREE Anymore?   Why Do I Write? Let Me Count the Reasons!;  Why I'm Reluctant To Call Myself a Humor Writer; Why Stress Is so Insidious; Will Social Security Be There For You?Winners Are Never Quitters; Winning Attitude and Achieving Your Goals; Witnessing History in America; Witnessing The Ugly Forces of Nature;  Writers Often Get the Short-End of the Pencil; Writers:  Wanna Get Published?  Worthless Democrats; Republicans = a Worthless Congress Writing a Book...A Behind-the Scenes Look...;  Writing Can Be Therapeutic For Me; Writing Dialogue; Oprah Wimpy and Frumpy; Writing For the PUN of It;  Writing Show; Everything Begins With an Idea; Writing; The Art and Power of Healing;

You Call This America the Beautiful?;  You Can't Please Everyone...So Don't TryYou Win Some; You Lose SomeYou're As Young As You Feel; Young People Should Not Start Smoking;

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Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 12/28/2011
You never cease to amaze me with your innovative ideas ! What a great idea to make it easier for those who are interested in your work! It must have taken a lot of time and effort to do this.!!!!!......M



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