Blogs by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)
Laughter Is The Best Medicine
11/6/2006 11:58:22 AM
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If you're suffering from terminal seriousness, why don't you stop by my Humor Clinic at Bedlam General Hospital and get a face-lift...after all...a SMILE won't cost you anything!
I've never been the fastest horse in the race during my lifetime, and when I first came on-line, I thought a cursor was someone who cussed a lot; I thought a megabyte is what is done to a slice of pizza...I thought cookies were purchased in a grocery store or in a bakery...and, get this...I thought a DVD is an advanced form of VD! I thought a blog was located between the pancreas and the appendix...silly me!
A...B-L-O-G...sounds awful, doesn't it? Look at my blog, doctor...it's drying up nicely! It doesn't look as yukky as it did last week!
Why don't you cover up that unsightly blog with a band-aid, man...it looks like ring-worm...ikky...how gross!
In the year 2007...everybody's got a BLOG...everybody's got something to say!
The BLOG Came From Beneath The Sea; Wouldn't that make for a scary movie? Blogs and Blogetts Invade The Earth From Outer Space! Another scary movie idea!
Tune in for more bad ideas on my B---L---O---G!
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