Blogs by Graham whittaker
Picking Up Peas With Chopsticks
3/6/2013 6:02:40 PM
Stories all in one place now.
The summer came. Summer in the dry tropics of Australia is a time to commit suicide, or at least, if you can't commit suicide, kill someone else. (No No No! Puleeze! It's a joke. I have no intention of killing anyone. YET!)
If you are American and I say to you that it's been 40degrees every day for the past two weeks, and not a drop of rain, you'd probably say 'huh? 40 degrees? That's HOT?"
What if I said 104 degrees? Ah, now you're starting to feel a bit warm and mushy aren't you. Yes 104f for the past two weeks and not a drop of rain. The sea is as bright and shiny as snow white's mirror. Reminds me of something out of The Ancient Mariner.
SO, what I did. Got up at 5am, turned on the aircon to a comfortable 25. Yes, Celsius. Then I sat in front of the computer and took all my short stories posted here on AD and created a new book. (Well, it was too hot to think too hard, and guilt made sure I had to work.) But I did it all for you! Yes, all that suffering just for you!
Now you can go to smashwords, or Amazon or Lulu and download a copy without having to search all over for them here on the site. I made them all nice and tidy, did a bit of rewriting, and added some pretty pictures. And I made it CHEAP, cos I know you can't buy a book AND your ciggies and booze . Any two out of three will do and I'd rather you give up ciggies. So, think of it this way. It's healthy!
So, come along, click on my BOOKS link, and to make it even easier for you I've even given you download links!
Oh, by the way! The new novel The Girl From Kosovo is actually selling really well! You should get a copy. (He he!)
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