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Santa Cruz
3/9/2005 6:10:52 PM
Today I decided to go Rancho Relaxo, which I can say with some chagrin, since last week it was declared to me that this, a catchphrase I've effectively coined in my recent travels, was used by Matt Groening in a new ep. of The Simpsons. I suppose that may only be so close as I get to that particular camera friend, but I shall endeavor to get as many photo ops as possible while yet young and pretty. I discovered an email today, correspondence from the adorable soul for whom one of my best received works "Amy" was written. She would very much like to meet up this weekend, which is splendid to my heart, for we get along famously, and have so ever since our first meeting at the Poetic Kinetic function at UCSC. Amir Bakur read there that night, as I recall, and showed a true vestige of poetic grandeur, and though I was shived by fate for my place to read directly preceeding him (Oh, how the people lamented! "The Poet!" they said "He wanted to read so much")
it was yet a great pleasure to both interact with such a versimlitude of talent and meet such an incredibly beautiful woman. I confess being utterly smitten by her, which is demonstrated well in the poem. Circumstances may someday allow for something more profound with us, particularly considering that her father is an English professor in the Mother Country.

Now I shall copy out 7 more of my various works after reading a chapter of Milton, and distribute them, thereby finishing the notebook for the day, and thereafter purchase a new pad with which to offer the people. I must estimate handing out nearly 400, which says little of all I've recited to, in this most recent residence in Santa Cruz. As is standard, the people delight in my pontifications, and declare that I am to be the next great, to which I respond, "Aren't I already?"

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