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Hang Him to Dry
1/30/2006 8:18:47 AM    [ Flag as Spam or Inappropriate ]


Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the hospital director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered that Edna be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Edna to be mentally stable.

The director went to Edna and said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to
dry. So how soon can I go home?"


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More Blogs by Sandra A. Mushi
•  Hang Him to Dry - Monday, January 30, 2006  
• From the Courtroom - Friday, January 06, 2006
• Anger Management - Friday, January 06, 2006
• A Dog Called Sex - Monday, October 03, 2005
• The Old Man - Monday, August 29, 2005
• Your Zipper is Down - Monday, August 29, 2005
• Private Moment - Monday, August 08, 2005
• Cheetos and Porn - Monday, August 08, 2005
• Married Couple ... - Friday, July 29, 2005
• Three Types of Women ... - Friday, July 29, 2005
• Today's Forecast - Monday, July 18, 2005
• Three Ladies - Thursday, July 07, 2005
• Dear Hunting - Thursday, July 07, 2005


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