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Sex to go??? I think not !
9/7/2005 2:02:55 PM
What if we could order sex ... like we order food at a restaurant
I've been wondering... what if we could order sex the way we order food at a restaurant, ...
Would guy's still know exactly what they wanted when they walked in the place and would ladies still take forever to make a selection?
Can you imagine ... you walk in the sex store and... a pimply oily face kid in this nasty uniform asks, "can I help you" ... OK let's let that thought sink in for a moment, Hmmm ...OK!
Ah,... yeah, you would eventually answer ...and still you would be wondering if they had washed their hands before coming out of the back to service you?
Then again you'd have to go to a higher class type of establishment, and work with a more mature personnel. No fast food type of request here, at least for some of us, right, and then again you have your perverts and the kid place with the clowns on the door would be fine, but for most of us, we would desire a more sophisticated atmosphere, I hope anyway.
I suppose as a guy you would be the one who would be covert about what you might order if you were with someone, right and depending on what gender they were, you know what I mean. When you go out on a date, the woman you're with always orders stuff that she would never normally eat, or she'll be like ... I'll just have a salad...and a glass of water, I have to watch what I eat, but three months from now if you go out with that same woman and she'll be ordering ... one of everything on the menu, two of the house special, and food from the restaurant next door!
And guy's we're no different, if we were ordering sex, and we were with a lady... we'd order like this... honey would you mind if I order for both of us, OK Hmmm let me see, I'll have, a order of foreplay, some nibbles on the side, with kisses and caresses,, give me lots of deep , deep penetrations, slow loving, and touching all the right spots, declarations of love, passionate cries of I really care, and a large total body climax for her, but, I'll wait on mine, I may not want to do that tonight, this is her night, so ... after the meal we'll have a foot massage for her,until she passes out and they'll be it, thank you. Oh and While that's being prepared we'll have coffee, make it decaf !
Lying! , lying!, lying!!!!, three months from now we'd would be like.... hey waiter, over here!!!!
I'll order for both of us. She'll have a salad and I'll have head 'till I'm dead, ...
bring me a coke,
baby you can have a sip of mine!!!
Waiter make sure this is hot. It was cold last time, I had to bring it back!


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More Blogs by Tony J. May Sr.
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