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Fifi's Pre ThanksgivingThoughts
11/24/2009 9:33:50 AM
This is the time of year you need to 'control your Amygdalas' plus OHHHHHH WHAT THE 200 YEAR GREAT WRITER THINKS ABOUT 'NEW MOON.'
Allright the Holiday season is approaching. You want to do this nonsense, you want to do that nonsense. Holiday parties, family get togethers, perhaps taking a trip to some exotic place, seeing some people you haven't seen in ages, doing a few things you usually don't do the rest of the year.....
CONTROL YOUR AMAGYDALAS....THR MAIN PART OF YOUR LIMBIC OR SOCIAL BRAIN.....
If you must drink then drink moderately.....If you feel a little tipsy after some social engagement TAKE THE TAXI HOME OR EVEN TAKE A BUS HOME OR ASK SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU HOME....LOCK THAT CAR UP AND PICK IT UP THE NEXT DAY...NO REASON TO MESS UP THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT BY GETTING A DUI OR 'EVEN WORSE.'
Don't overeat....People can get a lot of weight...Allright you people are gonna have a lot of turkey this Thursday, try not to have more than two servings, also try to cut down all the holiday sweets and stuff, those things pack a lot of calories......
Don't overspend.....Omigosh the Great Recession with so many people out of work right there should tell you people who are fortunate to have a job not to bust your budget during this Holiday season....BUT EVEN IF THE ECONOMY WAS GOING LIKE GANGBUSTERS AND SAY UNEMPLOYMENT WAS LIKE ONE PERCENT AND EVERYBODY WAS GETTING BIG FAT RAISES YOU SHOULD NOT BE SPENDING MORE THAN YOUR MEANS....'THINK ABOUT THE GROWING DEBT.' I ALWAYS TELL EVERYONE TO THINK ABOUT CONTROLLING 2 THINGS THAT REALLY GROW FAST IF THEY AREN'T TAKEN CARED OF....'THEIR WAIST SIZE AND THE SIZE OF THEIR DEBT...'
Think about others....We need to think about the one in six people who don't have a steady job during these trying times...Sure you may want to give yourself and your loved ones a nice gift during Christmas BUT DON'T FORGET TO GIVE A FEW BUCKS TO YOUR FAVORITE CHARITY...I most certainly plan to give something to the Salvation Army and donate some of the my old stuff to the Goodwill before January 1 for tax purposes. The Lord or 'the Lords'do not care about people who only think about 'helping themselves' while living on this Earth. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO TO REALIZE THAT THIS EARTH IS MAYBE LIKE A 'PURGATORY EARTH' AND WE MAY GO TO A BETTER OR NOT SO BETTER WORLD IN OUR NEXT LIFE BY HOW WE PERFORM OUR DEEDS AND ACTIONS....
So your 'amgydalas' like having fun but they need to work well with the 'rational' or cerebral brains and make the right judgement during this Holiday period.
Allright the 200 Year Old Great Writer and I both saw 'New Moon' together... Well he's like the new movie critic and I'll let him tell you people what we think of it...It really doesn't matter what we or Rotten Tomatoes with their 30 percent rating think about 'New Moon.' The movie has broken all kinds of records and is going like blockbusters because all these gen y girls all over the place are dying to see 'Robert Pattison.'
(200 YOGW).....Thank you Fifi, I'm sure all these auditions you are going to will eventually pay off and you will land that satisfying lead role that you so desire not only because of your 'outstanding acting ability' but also because of the dreadful competition we currently see in this modern day film world called 'Hollywood.'
I give an example to you readers a movie that Fifi and I recently saw together called 'New Moon.'
Ahhhhh 'New Moon.' Was I perhaps cursed by a new moon or a full moon as I was watching this movie, such dreadful acting, such a dreadful script, such a dreadful dialogue. The main character, a girl whose named was Bella Swan showed me no personality whatosever in this movie, very little emotion, I believe you modern computer people could have programmed a robot to play Bella and it would have been just as entertaining. I did see a fair amount of grunting by this girl. Her vampire boyfriend, played by this young fellow Englishman Robert Pattinson who does seem to generate a lot of excitement by the predominately young female audience watching the movie was not much better. He was hardly in the movie at all as he broke up with this young lady early in the film and turned into some sort of spirit guide to help guide her along the righteous path...I don't want to get into too much detail because perhaps some of you want to actually see this dreadful movie but I will say they did together later on in Italy and Bela is actually considering being a vampire so she can perhaps be 'with Robert forever.'
Now before I give my grade which I give on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 being best I want to mention a part of the movie that I found to be the most comical....'Computer Graphic made werewolves.' I'm sorry isn't vampire or werewolf movies supposed to be part of the horror genre and elcit some kind fear from the audience? It wasn't fear but laughter that I felt when I saw these man made creatures who in human form happen to be young Native American men who happen to the bitter enemies to the 'Vampire Clan.' Ohhhh and I shan't also not forget to mention the absolutley comical orange pupil contact lenses that the Vampires wore. So my grade for this movie is a very generous one out of five, if I could do fractions I would do fractions. Fifi I would have to think you agreed with me that this was not a very good movie with all the amount of squirming you did in your seat?
(Fifi)...Absolutley 200 YOGW you just review a movie better than anyone I could ever imagine...This was a real stinker but it doesn't matter for the people who made this movies, it took us like a half hour to get into the theater with the long long line of mostly screaming yoing girls in front of us, they'll make a bundle...So it gives me hope that one of these I'll land a role in a terrible horror movie BECAUSE I WON'T EVEN HAVE TO ACT WELL BUT COULD STILL AKE A BUNDLE....MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW.....
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