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PEARLY GATES CLOCKS
8/26/2007 9:41:55 AM
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Pearly Gates Clocks ( LOL !! )
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his
"Where's Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Clinton's" clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"
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