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PEARLY GATES CLOCKS
8/26/2007 9:41:55 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

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Pearly Gates Clocks ( LOL !! )

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all
those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."

"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his
entire life."

"Where's Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Clinton's" clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"



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More Blogs by Teresa Kitchens-Dunn
•  PEARLY GATES CLOCKS - Sunday, August 26, 2007  
• ABC'S OF MOTIVATION - Thursday, August 16, 2007
• I need a push - Thursday, August 16, 2007
• The Difference Between the North and the South - Wednesday, July 25, 2007


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