Blogs by William Bonilla
The Nun And The Driver
11/19/2008 5:59:34 AM
(A Forward Joke)
“The Nun & The Cab Driver”
(A Forward Joke)
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices
that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her
She asks him why he is staring
'I have a question to ask you
but I don't want to offend you.'
'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing
You could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy
to have a nun kiss me.'
'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single
#2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says,
'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy,
with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun,
'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned.
I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
By: Unknown Author
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