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· The Warlord's Daughter

· Live the Best Life Possible by Surviving Marriage

· The Diary of a College Rebel

· I Will Drink Your Blood

· Haunted

· The Norphlet Rangers and the Battle of Flat Creek Swmap

· From a Shotgun Shack

· How Me and John Clayton Saved the World

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Lyin' Like a Dog

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How Me and John Clayton Saved the World

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From a Shotgun Shack

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The Danged Swamp!

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Part 2--Paperboy attacked by wild Chihuahuas
1/24/2011 11:36:22 AM
The rest of the story: Paperboy attacked by a pack of wild, flesh-eating Chihuahuas
January 24, 2011

Part 2--paper boy attacked by wild Chihuahuas

Okay, y'all, I did feel kinda bad bout getting yelled atfor thestory in my last post about being attacked by a pack of wild, flesh-eating Chihuahuas...uh well, it wasn't the attack why most folks fussed at me, it waskicking that danged momma dogwhich gotsome little old ladiesbent all out of shape. Heck, evidently someof our senior citizensdon't think Chihuahuas attack. Well, they do and if I'm lyin' I dying...I've got teeth prints on my ankle to prove it. I'll swear on a stack of Bibles a mile high that I had to kick one of them dogs just to keep from being eaten up. Uh, huh, and it did let out a howl, like you hear went you step on a cat's tail, and then it kinda whined and made a little gurgling sound as it staggered toward me. Shoot, that dog was seeing blood and it was my blood! Naw, I really ain't a-scared of a Chihuahua, but six! Heck, they circled me and when I faced one way, the ones in back of me would nip me. You know something? I felt like one of the African deer-like animals that was surrounded by a pack of hyenas. Heck, I got to thinking, "What if I fall down jumping around with this paper-bag hanging around my neck?" Would them dogs pounce on me like them African hyenas do? Would the headlines in tomorrow's paper say, Paperboy Killed by a Pack of Chihuahuas. I may get killed someday delivering papers, but by Chihuahuas? Naw, my little brother would never live it down if his brother was killed by Chihuahuas. Well, that's why I went to kicking and swatting them dogs with a rolled up paper. And now I get a comment from some lady that her sweet little Chihuahua wouldn't hurt a flea. Maybe them California Chihuahuas is soft and cuddly, but Arkansas Chihuahuas is a whole 'nother thing. Believe it or not, Norphlet, Arkansas has got a pack of flesh-eating Chihuahuas and that the truth, y'all, so don't send me any more comments about how sweet your retarded Chihuahua is and tell me I should be arrested and whipped with an ax handle. I ain't lyin' y'all.

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More Blogs by Richard Harper Mason
• The Phantom of Norphlet - Wednesday, February 25, 2015
• How to Forget Agents and Traditional Publishers - Thursday, June 27, 2013
• Great American Writers---Mark Twain - Friday, June 21, 2013
• Update on the Richard Series - Thursday, September 27, 2012
• What's the funniest of the Richard, the Paperboy Series? - Tuesday, September 18, 2012
• Part 3, The great roach trick - Tuesday, March 01, 2011
• 8000 roaches, an evil doctor and his floozy nurse---part 2 - Monday, February 21, 2011
• An evil Doctor, his nurse and 8,000 roaches - Tuesday, February 15, 2011
• Richard the paperboy--Chihuahuas and fights - Tuesday, February 08, 2011
• Huttig Junior League Chihuahua Receips - Thursday, February 03, 2011
• Part 4; the Paperboy threatened by Chihuahua lovers - Monday, January 31, 2011
• America's new Mark Twain? - Friday, January 28, 2011
• Part 3, Attack by a pack of Chihuahuas - Thursday, January 27, 2011
•  Part 2--Paperboy attacked by wild Chihuahuas - Monday, January 24, 2011  
• Richard the Paperboy - Wednesday, January 19, 2011

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