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I need to get more done at some point...
6/5/2007 10:53:26 AM

More ranting of a teen who can't catch a damn break...
Okay, since's the lowdown!

yule rocked
New years was wasted at my dad's
I turned 18
Met the singer Voltaire (who at the moment I believe is touring at the moment in the UK, the lucky bastard...)
Got a job
Got pulled over and now have points on my frigging licence...not happy
Mom got handfasted, huzzah!
I get into a car accident (can't even call it a fender bender, maybe a scrape but it looks extra bad because my bumper is more durable then the cheap plastic shit and the fiberglass that designers put on new cars.
My insurance goes up for the second time
Get a flat tire, have to drive a well known road filled with anal retentive cops at 50 mph with a doughnut
Almost get in vehicular accident that night, less then a week after my past accident *rolls eyes*
Didn't get my thesis in on time, failed english for the marking period
Did a sociology project on the song "God Thinks" by singer Voltaire and offended every single person in my class in one way or another (that's a point in my book though...)
Did sex ed project on possible way to lower divorce rates (explained option of handfasting, and I really wanted to hurt a lot of people in class after I presented)
Passed on disection of a cat because I can't handle the smell of the crap they use that's similar to fromaldahyde but isn't the stuff.
Went to disney for second time, went to orlando for first and met a make up artist after a horror show (the people thought I was on crack the two times I voiced something in the audience. First time was when lon chaney was on the screen and I did a fangirl sqweal of "LON CHANEY SAMA!!!" and then later when shown scene from american werewolf in london I was the only one who knew what it was...)
Did the "I am not worthy" position where vincent price's name is on a star on one of orlando's walkways.
Realized how old I felt compared to everyone in my class because the crap they listen to is better used in bad home made porn beginings...
and currently don't have to do jack squat for the rest of the school year!

Yeah...I whine a lot, but if I have to catch up quick, then this is how I do it to the nines.

but yeah, my life up to this point...

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More Blogs by Elizabeth Evelyn Stember
• Epic Fail... - Tuesday, January 06, 2009
•  I need to get more done at some point... - Tuesday, June 05, 2007  

• Update is probably in order - Monday, December 18, 2006
• I wanna cash in my body early - Monday, May 22, 2006
• I live, I swear I do :P - Wednesday, February 22, 2006
• WOAH! - Thursday, July 07, 2005
• i am back from washington - Monday, May 10, 2004
• really bored! - Sunday, February 08, 2004

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