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A moon walk that Mike would like
11/3/2011 4:07:24 AM

My dog Susie Says

My cousin from across the pond


Even though I'm a rescue dog, Sandy did a DNA analysis on me recently to find out where I might have originated from. I wish she'd spent the money on filet mignon for moi instead. Anyway, after the analysis was finished the experts determined that I was directly descended from England hundreds of years ago. Hey, maybe my relatives came over on the Mayflower.

Now that I know where I came from, it explains my urge to look for sheep and herd them around and tell them where to go and teach them tricks like forming circles and such. The only problem is here in the American southern mountains, I can't find any sheep. I only see them in my dreams. So I decided to watch the Learning Channel and other TV shows to see if I could figure out where to find them. After many hours it seemed that Australia was really loaded completely full with them. Sandy said that's way too far for us to schedule a trip anytime soon. Drats, foiled again!

Border Collies are considered the most intelligent of all dogs, and who am I to argue the obvious. After watching hours of learning television until my eyes hurt, I decided to take a break and watch something soothing and uncomplicated. That's when I discovered a reality talent show called “The X Factor.” After seeing numerous people trying to sing and dance, I was about to turn the channel when an unexpected and shocking event happened. Instead of another human, there was a Border Collie named Jenn taking the stage. Also a girl like me. In fact she looked exactly like me. Maybe she's a long-lost relative. Hey, this X Factor is from England. Anything is possible. I'm going to claim her as my cousin until someone proves me wrong. I think I'll send Jenn a text.

Now, I thought I was way smarter than your average dog, but this Jenn was Ms. Einstein. She danced and jumped and twisted and smiled and even did a Michael Jackson moon walk. It was unbelievable! I was soooo proud of my cousin, that I went outside and howled at the moon. Sandy looked at me like I must have eaten the kitten's catnip from across the street.
Instead of Hollywood making silly movies like, “The Planet of the Apes,” they should be making “The Planet of the Dogs.”
When it comes to Border Collies and other bright breeds vs. all other animals and especially apes, we are the cat's meow!! If you don't believe me watch Jenn's performance by clicking below: Tip... you may have to click link twice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-0jNC_w1tSw&feature=player_embedded

Catch you later,

Susie and Sandy

P.S. A blind Englishman walks into an adult video shop in downtown London. He suddenly picks up his guide-dog and slowly spins around in a circle while holding the dog above his head. Alarmed the shop keeper says, “Can I help you?”
The blind Londoner says, “No thanks, we're just looking.”

To see info on Sandy & Susie go to: www.sandysteele.com
To see more “Susie Says” blogs go to http://sandy-steele.blogspot.com


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More Blogs by sandy steele
• Harry and the Snowman - Wednesday, November 09, 2011
•  A moon walk that Mike would like - Thursday, November 03, 2011  

• To trick or treat? - Thursday, October 27, 2011
• Hold the ice cream sundae - Wednesday, October 19, 2011
• Gone but never forgotten - Tuesday, October 11, 2011
• Where are all the cowboys on Rodeo Drive? - Wednesday, October 05, 2011
• Hollywood here I come - Tuesday, September 27, 2011
• 100 miles to the bushel - Wednesday, September 21, 2011
• Beauty Contest - Wednesday, September 14, 2011
• Fall was in the air... - Wednesday, September 07, 2011
• Manhattan Maggie - Thursday, September 01, 2011
• It's not Calculus - Thursday, September 01, 2011
• Those geniuses in Washington - Tuesday, August 23, 2011
• My dog's first blog.. - Wednesday, August 17, 2011


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