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My Cat the Virgin
4/24/2006 10:43:25 AM    [ Flag as Spam or Inappropriate ]

Before you say another insulting word about "animals", consider this:

Our house
is a fairly sturdy nicely bricked house,
with one cat on the couch.
His only word is "ouch".
And here he stays because here he was born.
Not forlorn,
but mom and sis are gone
and he's a virgin all alone,
with no desire to meet the cat next door,
for ...
he's one of us,
his name the same,
let no one cuss
the name of one who's never gone astray.
Hey ...
You take the porn,
cause my cat here is still a virgin born,
bred,
a virgin he might be for all his days,
just plays,
and doesn't much complain
of all the evil junk they toss our way,
Hey ...
You keep the Rap,
and I'll put on Vivaldi while they prey
away.











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More Blogs by Jennifer Butler
• Family News - Saturday, July 07, 2007
• The List - Sunday, July 01, 2007
• Always Leave Natural Families Intact - Friday, March 02, 2007
• What to Feed the Cat ~ - Friday, December 29, 2006
• Poetry Backup - Wednesday, December 06, 2006
• Current Goal - Wednesday, November 22, 2006
• Priorities - Monday, November 20, 2006
• My Husband Has His Promotion - Thursday, November 09, 2006
• Old Letters - Sunday, November 05, 2006
• Christ Memorial Baptist Church - Monday, September 11, 2006
• Lilibet ---- An Intimate Portrait of Elizabeth II - Sunday, August 20, 2006
• I've realiZed What's Wrong With the BanKs. - Saturday, August 19, 2006
• YellOW. - Tuesday, August 15, 2006
• Current Bookmarks - Sunday, August 13, 2006
• Costumes - Thursday, July 20, 2006
•  My Cat the Virgin - Monday, April 24, 2006  
• Time to Get that Gardening Going! - Thursday, March 23, 2006
• Were Orville and Wilbur Right? - Saturday, March 11, 2006
• Lookie at my Wonderful Computer Thesaurus! - Saturday, September 03, 2005
• United Nations Ambassador Appointee: John Bolton - Monday, August 01, 2005
• I Want to Build ... - Saturday, July 09, 2005
• Sandra Day O'Connor - Tuesday, July 05, 2005
• SO FUNNY ... - Thursday, June 30, 2005
• Inventive Layered Skirt Revisions - Friday, June 24, 2005
• Recipe for Better Chances - Tuesday, June 21, 2005
• Jennifer's Home Journal - Monday, April 18, 2005


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