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Andy Turner Where Are You?!
5/9/2005 6:06:58 PM
O Andy, O Andy, where are you? This place is morose missing you
I tell ya buddy, Nordette's not the same
She just isn't quite up to her game
And Paul Williams-he's got the blues
He's started wearing Tinka's shoes!
And Tinka can't remember a name
Nobody here is quite the same
Since you went away, smiles are frowns
Our smiles have turned upside down
And'yours truly'really needs a laugh
When in hell are you getting back?
We're all too serious for our own good
The Den would be brighter if only you could
Stop what you're doing and give us a jingle
Even four lines would give us a tingle
Of that sweetly twisted sense of humor
Tell me there isn't truth to the rumor
That you've bought a Greek island...
And there you'll stay-'No man is an island'anyway!
The only one happy here is John H. Bidwell That's because he hears wedding bells
Allthough I wish he and his bride the best This 'empty den' syndrome puts us to the test
Did you hear that Robert Sheridan has gone away?
We don't have'bits and pieces'to brighten our day
So I'm hoping that you can plainly see That we're in dire need of T.L.C.
Spelled out-that's TURNER LUNACY CARE
Where are you Andy...where, where, where?!




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