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There’s nothing like a good kick in the ballocks!
10/3/2005 6:16:25 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]


There’s nothing like a good kick in the ballocks!

(I hope I’m allowed to say that!)


Isn’t life funny? 


I think it is!  It can be very funny! 


It twists and turns and goes round and round.. Just like the huge wheel at the fun-fair.  We make mistakes, we wow not to make them again, and once again we make the same mistakes.  One thing I have learned or should I say “Finally Learned” is that there’s nothing better than a good kick in the balls to get your man moving.  I’m not actually suggesting that people go and kick their partners in the nuts… That could seriously damage any possible future physical contact between the two.  What I mean is if you have tried rocking the boat and the boat has started to sink, just give your shoe a bit of polish, and do the old fashioned kick: Present your partner with the ultimate ultimatum which is:  “Either this or I go”.  It works.  Well, it only works if your partner loves you, even remotely. 


It’s not easy to make that sort of decision but if you’re having trouble trying to loose a few pounds, just try this.  It also works for the waist-line!  Again, don’t just go and try this only because you want to loose a few pounds.


For the weight loss I seriously recommend a good zip and some vitamins.


Alexandra Riera.

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More Blogs by Alexandra Riera
• Squids - Saturday, May 20, 2006
• I'm alive. - Sunday, May 07, 2006
• The meaning of NO - Tuesday, February 28, 2006
• Los Reyes Magos - Thursday, January 05, 2006
• Does Father Xmas really exist? - Saturday, December 03, 2005
• Ahoy Brethren of the Coast! - Monday, November 28, 2005
• Come on baby, light my fire - Sunday, November 20, 2005
• Woman's logic - Tuesday, November 15, 2005
• Super Woman and Alex to the rescue! - Monday, November 14, 2005
• Indian Festival in the Middle of Nowhere - Sunday, November 06, 2005
• Pussy cat, Pussy cat, where have you been? - Wednesday, October 26, 2005
• Period Pains - Monday, October 24, 2005
• Diamonds are really and truly a girl's best friend - Tuesday, October 11, 2005
• Palacio de las Artes y las Ciencias. Valencia. Spain. - Monday, October 10, 2005
• Lack of insipration - Friday, October 07, 2005
• The Wonder of being told you're PUBLISHABLE - Tuesday, October 04, 2005
•  There’s nothing like a good kick in the ballocks! - Monday, October 03, 2005  
• YOOPEE! - Tuesday, September 27, 2005
• love - Tuesday, August 16, 2005
• What does Blog stand for?: Big Loud Obsidian Goggles - Monday, August 01, 2005
• The Brain - Friday, July 01, 2005
• Something disgusting - Wednesday, June 29, 2005
• hot - Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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