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From the Courtroom
1/6/2006 11:11:57 AM
Apparently these are actually things which people actually said in court, word for word ...


Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is


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More Blogs by Sandra A. Mushi
• Hang Him to Dry - Monday, January 30, 2006
•  From the Courtroom - Friday, January 06, 2006  
• Anger Management - Friday, January 06, 2006
• A Dog Called Sex - Monday, October 03, 2005
• The Old Man - Monday, August 29, 2005
• Your Zipper is Down - Monday, August 29, 2005
• Private Moment - Monday, August 08, 2005
• Cheetos and Porn - Monday, August 08, 2005
• Married Couple ... - Friday, July 29, 2005
• Three Types of Women ... - Friday, July 29, 2005
• Today's Forecast - Monday, July 18, 2005
• Three Ladies - Thursday, July 07, 2005
• Dear Hunting - Thursday, July 07, 2005


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