Blogs by Janna Hill
How To Deter a Nice Guy
1/11/2012 11:40:50 PM
This may be a tad fictitious ;}
Itís easy to shuck bad guys. If heís a jerk itís real easy but nice guys, well itís hard for me to intentionally hurt their feelings.
Here are a few tactics Iíve learned over the years to force them to drop me then weíre both relieved. His ego is intact and I donít feel guilty.
He looked good so you gladly danced with him but now you see heís a clod. Suffer through the dance but limp off of the dance floor telling him you need to go to the ladies room & tighten your prosthesis. Explain to him how the straps on your artificial leg rub your privates so raw that they ooze bloody junk.
If he was a fun date but you donít want to get intimate or exchange any body fluids, when he leans in for that dreaded kiss tell him youíre just getting over thrush. If that doesnít deter him elaborate on how you are plagued by yeast and sometimes get the foulest vaginal infections imaginable.
If youíve gone so far as to sleep with him and find that the chemistry was in the booze and now that youíre sober he just doesnít do it far you - pretend to be dead. If he notices he may be a keeper.
More Blogs by Janna Hill
Blurbs and Blogs... - Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Update to free promo - Monday, March 05, 2012
How To Deter a Nice Guy - Wednesday, January 11, 2012
I'm Not In the Mood - Friday, January 06, 2012
I'll see you later - Sunday, September 11, 2011
I Shall Wear White - Monday, September 05, 2011
Imperfections and All - Friday, July 29, 2011
A look back - Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Inspired - Sunday, July 24, 2011