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Blogs by Barbara Sue
MORE THOUGHTS
7/17/2009 12:36:07 PM
MORE THOUGHTS TO PONDER
The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath..
If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Of all the things that tax a man's patience, there's nothing to compare with a stuck zipper."
Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
"I can resist everything except temptation.
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
"A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed."
"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf."
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting."
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
"Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ..
"When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
"Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
The latest new dance craze is called, "The Politician." It's two steps forward, one step backward, and then a sidestep."
"A gas station is a place where you sometimes fill the car, but more often drain the kids.
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink."
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