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Fifi's Thoughts 2
4/17/2008 3:58:27 PM    [ Flag as Spam or Inappropriate ]

I have so many things in my head so I have 2 'thoughts' for today and pretty soon we're gonna have a 'Fifi actalike' contest. ALSO TELL YOUR KIDS TO GROW UP TO BE HEDGE FUND MANAGERS
Since I'm not working today and I have so many things in my head I'm actually doing 2 'thoughts' today as opposed to one. I mean you people haven't seen to many 'thoughts' recently so I'm kind of like making up for it. I just didn't want to put all that information on my last blog. You people may get bogged down reading everything. You know all that stuff about struppies and me being so upset with my taxes and all. Well I am upset so that's why I wrote all that nonsense.

These internet people and sites need to have some kind of 'bloggers' contest. I think I would kick (rearend) in say the humor department, would you people agree?

I just was browsing at a local Beverly Hills bookstore and you people would not believe what I saw. I swear this is true, scouts honor, the book was called Everything you wanted to know about (fertilizer) and was written by AN MD. Omigosh is there nothing sacred or untouchable or decent in today's society. IT WAS ON THE FRONT SHELF RIGHT NEXT TO THE CASHIER. I WOULDN'T SURPISED IF IT BECOMES A BESTSELLER.

I FEEL LIKE KICKING ALL THOSE 'SUPERHEROES' AND 'FAIRY TALE FIGURES', ESPECIALLY THOSE 'PRINCESS TYPES,' IN THE BUTT. I MAY BE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER BUT I'M A 'FLESH AND BLOOD' FICTIONAL CHARACTER. I CAN EMPHASIZE WHAT HARD WORKING PEOPLE HAVE TO GO THRU EVERY DAY AND KNOW YOU CAN'T JUST SNAP YOUR FINGERS AND 'TURN A PUMPKIN INTO A CARRIAGE.'

You people realize that the last of the '9 Old Men,' Walt Disney's original cartoonists, sadly passed away this week. Now those people had a lot of talent. THEY MADE THOSE OLD CARTOONS WITH THEIR HANDS, NOT ANY OF THIS COMPUTERIZED SOFTWARE GENERATED STUFF YOU SEE TODAY.

The two greatest cartoonists of all time are Walt Disney and Dr Seuss, with Charles Schultz coming in at third.

OK you Authorsden writers and Marcus and everybody else who write decent books realize if something like what I just mentioned can be published by a traditional publisher and put into a major bookstore then there is hope for all of you. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A CLEAR CASE OF IT'S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW BUT WHO YOU KNOW. That 'MD' probably has some strong contacts in the Publishing World to get a book like that in (Major bookstore).

That's why YOU NEED TO PUSH PUSH PUSH WITH YOUR BOOKS. DON'T SIT AROUND WATHCING THAT SUN GO UP AND DOWN. THINK OUT OF THE BOX OUT OF THE BOX. If your selling religious books hit all the churches, if your selling food and diet books, hit every supermarket and grocery store within a hundred mile radius of where you live. If your selling books about girls like me who wanna be an actress and like singing 'La Mareillasie' hit all the actors workshops, actors schools, and comedy clubs in your area. Face it now that you know that (fertilizer) sells than ANYTHING CAN SELL. If you people don't believe me you'll see that 'book' at the cahier's counter in the 'bookstore' located in the Beverly Hills 'Grove' shopping center. Find out for yourself.

Omigosh Marcus said pretty soon there will be a Fifi 'actalike contests' in all kinds of places after I become a bit more popular. You know places like taverns and fairs. It's not a 'lookalike contest' it's an 'actalike' contest so men can participate. The person who can act and talk like me the best wins the contest. I just could imagine like some software engineer type fella or some big six foot four inch security guard or an octagenarian grandfather saying things like 'Itrulytrulytrulytrulytrulytrulytruly...' or 'Anything Goes in the Double Os....' or 'Omigosh.....'

Omigosh I just saw like a big rat near my apartment last night. Actually it wasn't a rat, it was an oppossum. I walked by it and it kind of looked at me and kind of waddled off. I hear opossums eat rats and oppossums look harmless. I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OPPOSSUM OR RAT IN MY APARTMENT.

Speaking of animals any of you people in LA see a few locusts' hopping around the place. I have, must be that time of year but keep in mind In don't freak out when I see a big grasshopper. I'm from Iowa, 'grasshopper country.'

Sometimes my brain and my wires and nerves and neurons in my brain get all mixed up and I wish someone could like open my head up and put my brain back the right way. You know like people screw in a light bulb. I mean I get a little absent minded and forgetful and need to have my brain maybe tightened and screwed back on again. I mean look how much we have to use our brains, we could all use a little tightening. You know we'd probably have the capabilities to do things like this and there'd be biomedical doctor/engineers who could perform things like this for a few bucks IF OUR GOVERNMENT DIDN'T WASTE SO MUCH MONEY FOR SUCH USELESS THINGS THE LAST 50 YEARS OR SO. People probably could all live to be around 150 or so too. DO WE ACTUALLY LIVE MUCH LONGER THEN CAVEMEN CONSIDERING WE HAVE ALL THESE MODERN HOSPITALS AND DRUGS?

Speaking of waste of money I read an unbelievable story today that THE TOP 50 HEDGE FUND MANAGERS SALARIES THIS YEAR AVERAGE $1.5 BILLIONS. All that money FOR DEALING WITH HEDGEHOGS? Oh somebody told me Hedge fund managers is some kind of a risk Wall Street trader and has nothing to do with hedgehogs but OMIGOSH IF THOSE HEDGE FUND MANAGERS SACRIFICED 95% OF THEIR BIG FAT SALARIES TO MEDICAL RESEARCH MAYBE WE WOULD HAVE PEOPLE LIVING TO BE 150. And they still can probably buy a nice yacht or too. NOW I CAN SAY WAY WAY ENOUGH THOUGHTS BUT MAYBE THERE WILL BE A THOUGHTS THREE.

WAIT

I don't want you people to think I'm ignorant about things SO

Want to mention that after I signed off I did a little research on this 'hedge fund stuff' and found these people are basically 'legal Wall Street gamblers' who invest rich people's money in all kinds of risky investments in order to get the best returns, but again 'risky' means a lot of times those investments fail
so maybe there's nothing wrong with telling your kids to be struggling actors or writers, AT LEAST THEY'RE HONEST AND YOU CAN'T LOSE ANYTHING YOU DON'T HAVE.


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