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Fifi's Thoughts
10/28/2008 7:44:11 AM
BEING AN ACTRESS I MUST WATCH ALL THE CURRENT MOVIES BUT WHY SHOULD I TORTURE MYSELF?

I know torture is not acceptable in this country even though some liberal types are saying things like that are happening in places like Cuba or Irag. BUT IF TORTURE WERE PERMITTED I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING BEING WORSE, NAILS BEING PULLED, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, THE RACK, OR SEEING THE CUBS BLOW ANOTHER PENNANT OCTOBER, THAN SEEING TWO TOILET HUMOR MOVIES MADE IN THE DOUBLE OS BACK TO BACK.

Because I am an actress.... Because I want to learn my craft..... Because I want see how natural actors look as they read or memorize their lines..... Because I want to see 'method' acting.....Because I look at the 'character actors' and extras...(I used to look down at these people but darn it at this point I need to find work).... Because I want to see all the fine elements of a movie, dialogue, characterization, plot, climax. conclusion.....well you people I watch a lot of movies...and WHEN I SEE ONE OF THESE TOILET HUMOR MOVIES I WONDER IF I GET THE SAME FEELING A 'TORTURED' PRISONER GETS. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SHOW ME 'STUPIDY NEW YORK' AND 'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL' ANYMORE...I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE SECRETS...I WILL TELL YOU ALL THE SECRETS....

'Stupidy New York' or more accurately 'Synedoche New York' (a play on the word 'Schenectady' NY, not the easiest word to pronounce even though I like this town, drove by there as a kid with my folks, reminds me a little of Des Moines)....is just a ridiculous toilet humor film AND I MEAN LITERALLY TOILET HUMOR FILM (So many disgusting things I can't even say it) where Phillip Seymor Hoffman plays a frustrated theater director/playwrite and goes thru some mind blowing experience where he actually becomes a 'character' in his plays. I tried to understand. I really did.....but I just couldn't get it so I walked out of the film about 10 minutes before the end. Hellos who went with me as Biff was too busy, actually understood and walked out with me without saying anything.

BUT BUT BUT.......AS BAD AS 'STUPIDITY NEW YORK' WAS IT WAS ACTUALLY AN UPGRADE OVER THE MOVIE I SAW THE PREVIOUS NIGHT...'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL' (A play on the hit 'Cars' tune and they played that song a lot thoughout the film). OMIGARSH SUCH GARBAGE ON A SCREEN. I WAS SO DISGUSTED INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THE MOVIE I COUNTED HOW MANY DIRTY WORDS WERE UTTERED. I COUNTED OVER 150......

'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL' WAS SO BAD THAT I'D RATHER BE ON THE WORST DATE OF MY LIFE A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THAN WATCH ANOTHER MINUTE OF THIS FILM. 'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL' WAS SO BAD WHEN DANE COOK WAS WRETCHING AND PUKING SO FOOLISHLY ALL OVER THE PLACE HE MUST HAVE BEEN READING THE SCRIPT FOR THE FIRST TIME. 'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL' WAS SO BAD I LITERALLY THINK I SET A RECORD AND WATCHED THIS MOVIE ALL OF FIVE MINUTES. I ANGRILY TOLD THE THEATER MANAGER THAT THIS WAS A HORRIBLE WASTE OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY BUT HE SAID 'NO YOU PAID FOR IT. YOU PAID FOR IT.'
'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL' WAS SO BAD THAT IF THEY PLAYED ALL THE 'CARS' SONGS AND SONGS FROM OTHER CRAZY 80S NEW WAVE BANDS LIKE 'DEVO' WITH NO MOVIE SHOWN AT ALL I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY ENTETAINMENT MONEY'S WORTH A HUNDRED TIMES OVER THAN WATCHING THIS.... FILM. I'm sorry maybe I can't find roles as an actress but I'd rather be poor than appear in.....STUPIDY NEW YORK OR MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL........

Speaking of the CARS I actually like 'JUST WHAT I NEEDED' BETTER THAN 'MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL.' A lot of you 50 year olds remember the CARS and DEVO right? Marcus you're approaching that age and you can call a 40 year old or even Barak Obama a 'kid.' I'm sorry but 40 to me is still a bit on the old old ....side.

What the heck is a 'kid' anyways? It used to end at 18 or 21. Now gen yers my age are like 'kids' up to 30. Gen Xers are like 'kids' up to 40 or 45. To someone my grandmother's age who grew up during the War or the Depression hippy 'baby boomer' types are still 'kids' into their 60s......

I'm sorry but I think an extreme athlete better buy himself or herself a lot of life insurance. Skiing over a 200 foot cliff and doing a summersault before landing on his or her feet? When I ski I do it you know crosscountry like on the ground.....I MEAN I ONLY HAVE ONE NECK AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO BREAK IT......

I have my 'odor meter' not 'odometer' no it's the percentage of 'odios movies' that are made. I just write down the quality of any movie I see and remember when it was made. Then I divide it by all movies I saw that were made in that decade. Because of things like AMC and TCM and DVDs I can do like each decade going back like nearly 80 years. I don't watch 20s films too much cause I'm not really into the Silents even though they're better than most of the 'talkies' you see in the 00s. With movies made in the 'Golden Age,' the 30s, 40s, or 50s, the odor meter averaged around 25 percent, you know the old 'B' movies. Movies made in the 60s averaged like 40 percent on the odormeter, With no more censorship and the good old 'F word' starting to become popular movies made in the the 70s averaged around 60 percenton the meter, in the 80s they averaged around 70 percent, in the 90s 80 percent of the movies are 'odious.' But Omigosh in the Double Os and all the 'toilet movies' being made the Odormeter points to nearly 90 percent. HOPEFULLY WE'VE REACHED A NADIR IN THE DOUBLE OS. HOPEFULLY IN THE 'TEENS' THE ODORMETER PERCENTAGE WILL START GOING DOWN AGAIN.

Oh well sadly like any gen y actress living in the New Millenium my obit may one day say 'A VETERAN OF MANY MANY MANY BADLY MADE FILMS.'

OMIGARSH THE TV TOILET HUMOR REALITY SHOWS IN THE DOUBLE OS ARE WORSE THAN THE MOVIES....PLEASE PLEASE 'ROCK A CHARM SCHOOL' OR WHATEVER THAT SHOW IS CALLED WITH BAT EATING ROCK STAR OZZIE OSBORNE'S WIFE SHARON AS HOST... (She's actually a really classy lady who teaches a bunch of bimbos English charm, English charm....)

A potentially dreadful dreadful night.... A week from now when we probably be forced to say.......President Obamba? John you just weren't agrssive enough but face it's probably the economy that hurt you, right John? I'll still vote. It's my patriotic duty..Just hate being on a losing side though......

Just so tragic what happened to Jennifer Hudson's family.......Also a very sad recent passing, the lead singer of one the great 'Motown' groups of the 60s, Levi Stubbs, just left us.....

I really like hearing the great 'soul' sounds from groups like The Four Tops. Another great soul hit from the past....'Living in the City' by Stevie Wonder.

I can't imagine those Phillies fans being charged parking again tonite to finish the 'rainout' World Series game from yesterday. Some of those fans should try to get some of their money back because they may have alternate plans scheduled for tonite...I'm sure the fans wouldn't mind seeing an extra inning game as the game will be resumed in the six but then if the game lasts like an hour and a half or so and the Phillies win it won't matter CAUSE THEY WILL BE CHAMPS AND THEIR 28 YEARS OF SUFFERING WILL END UNLIKE MY CUBS 101 YEARS OF SUFFERING.

Can't wait to see what flying around in my astral body will feel like. I don't you people I'll be going on that OBE retreat next week....More than enough thoughts for now


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