Blogs by Marcus Dino
Fifi's Thoughts
11/10/2008 8:47:43 AM
ALLE ALLE ALLE ALLE UM COME TREE. YOU ALL NEED TO DRINK A LOT OF GREEN GREEN TEA.
I have no idea why I talk like that. It's in my head. It's in my head. But green tea is good for you. It's good for making you look younger cause it helps decrease the antioxidants that make your DNA and your body age.
THAT'S WHY I'M IN MY MID TWENTIES AND A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I'M STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. YOU SEE SOME PEOPLE IN THEIR TWENTIES (OR EVEN IN THEIR THIRTIES AND FORTIES) WHO LOOK LIKE KIDS AND YOU SEE OTHER PEOPLE IN THEIR TWENTIES (OR EVEN IN THEIR THIRTIES OR FORTIES) WHO ARE STARTING TO LOOK LIKE OLD MEN AND OLD LADIES. NONE OF THAT SMOKING NONSENSE. NONE OF THAT TAKING ANY KINDS OF DRUGS OR MEDICINE NONSENSE. NONE OF THAT DRINKING NONSENSE. NONE OF THAT EATING FAST FOOD GARBAGE NONSENSE. NONE OF THAT EATING UNNATURAL FOODS FILLED WITH CHEMICALS NONSENSE. EXERCISING EVERY DAY. FINALLY DRINKING A LOT OF GREEN GREEN TEA IS THE LAST INGREDIENT TO MAKE ME LOOK AND FEEL YOUNG. NOW WHEN WE PEOPLE SAY I STILL 'ACT' LIKE I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL....WELL........THAT GETS ME A LITTLE RILED.
I look at a kid and think 'you're gonna get old one of these days' and I look at an old person and think 'Omigosh you were once a kid.' I MEAN YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT MICK JAGGER AND PAUL MCCARTNEY ARE LIKE 65? Of course Mick and Paul still looks and act like energetic young kids. What I hate is when the 'evil people' never change throughout their lives and that once spoiled brat grows up and turns into................a stuck up old geezer or hag.
I once met one of those stuck up old geezers at a dinner party that my father gave this past summer. You people know my father is a college professor in economics at a big name research university and so he hosts dinner parties once in a while to you know have good chemistry with his collegues and his superiors. Anyways I'm walking on my parent's back lawn mingling with all kinds of people, a plate full of barbecued chicken in one hand, a diet soda in the other hand, when this arrogant old geezer comes up to me and says, "So you're Charles' daughter Cheryl.....I hear you finished at Quincy and work in the 'food service' industry. "Yes," I answered with a weak smile. "HARUUUUUMPPPH, PROBABLY A WAITRESS EH? MY DAUGHTER JUST GRADUATED FROM CORNELL LAW SCHOOL AND IS AN ASSOCIATE AT A TOP MID SIZE MANHATTAN LAW FIRM." The old fart said, his voice sounding so arrogant.
I just looked at the old fart a few seconds. I wanted to hold back because this is one of my father's collegues but I couldn't I couldn't....I smiled at the old fart and sneered. "YOU OLD GOAT. I'D MOON YOU RIGHT NOW BUT I AM A GIRL AND I DON'T WANT TO EMBARASS MY FATHER. SO YOUR DAUGHTER WORKS AT SOME DULL BORING LAW FIRM? I'M......SURE......SHE NEEDS TO MAKE 'EXTRA MONEY' ON THE SIDE BECAUSE MANHATTAN IS SO EXPENSIVE.....I WONDER HOW MUCH SHE CHARGES HER FELLOW MALE ASSOCIATES AND PARTNERS FOR HER 'EXTRA WORK?' DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HER RATES OR DOES SHE......JUST DO PRO BONO? YOU KNOW TO 'IMPRESS' THE PARTNERS BECAUSE...I'M SURE SHE WANTS TO MAKE PARTNER HERSELF ONE DAY RIGHT? I just smiled scornfully at the old fella, who looked at me in shock, and walked away. Later, TEEHEEHEE......I found out that the old goat was THE PRESIDENT OF MY FATHER'S COLLEGE BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE AS MY FATHER HAS TENURE HE'S PROTECTED.....OF COURSE FATHER DIDN'T TALK TO ME LIKE A MONTH OR SO AFTER THE 'INCIDENT.' I GUESS HE MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE UPSET BECAUSE HE WAS PASSED OVER TO BE DEPT CHAIR OF ECONOMICS BECAUSE THE STUCK UP OLD COLLEGE PREZ REFUSED TO GIVE HIM A GOOD 'LETTER OF REC.'BECAUSE OF THE 'INCIDENT.' I'M SORRY FATHER COLLEGE PRESIDENT OR NO COLLEGE PRESIDENT WHEN AN OLD GEEZER TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT I STICK TO MY GUNS.
I'm actually continuing this blog I started yesterday today which also happens to be Veterans Day, a day to salute all our fighting people and former fighting people. It just takes me a few days to do these blogs because you know we all have a million other things to do.
You people who all voted for Obama, well you can all thank your mama. I mean a great majority of women voted for Obama while a majority of MEN voted for McCain. I happen to think the men were right this time but no more sour grapes, I will support President Elect Obamba but the GOP pretty do a better campaign job next time. BASHING BARACK JUST TURNED PEOPLE OFF SARA AND JOHN. No more politics or political talk for now at least not until Romney and Palin start doing their exploratory campaigns for 2012 which is what a couple of months from now?
One last political tidbit. I am about the only gen yer I know who supported McCain. But then hardly anybody my grandmother's age supported Obama, a real generational difference.
I just read where the median age for 1st time marriages for females is the highest ever, almost 26 and for males almost 28. So I'm almost around the female age. I find it hard to believe gen yers today can be married even more than a few months, they seem so independent. I certainly will be way over that median when or 'if' I ever may. Marcus you're waywaywaywaywayway over that median age and your still a bachelor right? OHHHH you did a actually live with a woman right? Living in sin Marcus, living in sin.
I trulytrulytrulytrulytrulytrulytruly wonder if there are more 26 year old women and 28 year old men LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS THEN WHO ARE LEGALLY MARRIED. If you add the number of 26 year old women and 28 year old men 'LIVING TOGETHER' OR LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS I'M SURE THERE ARE MORE. I'M SORRY BUT I'M A GENYER WITH STRONG MORALS.
REALLY MIXED FEELINGS SEEING MY HAWKEYES DESTROY JOE'S PENN STATE TEAM'S CHANCE FOR A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. WANTED TO SEE JOE GO OUT ON TOP.
OMIGOSH IT JUST DOESN'T END. IT JUST DOESN'T END. TWO HORRIBLE TOILET HUMOR FILMS. ONE CALLED 'ZACH AND MIRA MAKE PORN' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THE OTHER CALLED THE ROLE MODELS. UGH UGH UGH THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY. 'ZACH AND MIRA' HAD THE MOST DIGUSTING SCENES YOU COULD IMAGINE AND WELL OVER 250 'WORDS.' AND IS ELIZABETH BANKS A TALENTED UP AND COMING ACTRESS WHO APPEARED IN BOTH FILMS WILLING TO PLAY IN THIS TOILET HUMOR NONSENSE? I'M SORRY I SURE WON'T. IS THE MONEY WORTH BEING IN THESE KIND OF TRASH FLICKS ELIZABETH AND OMIGOSH I FORGOT TO MENTION ANOTHER HORRIBLE COP FLICK I SAW WHICH I BELIEVE RIVALED 'ZACH AND MIRI' IN NUMBER OF 'F BOMBS', 'PRIDE AND GLORY.' I MEAN A ROGUE COP THREATENING TO GET SOME INFO OUT OF A DRUG DEALER BY PUTTING A HOT IRON NEAR THE DEALER'S BABY'S FACE. HOW LOW CAN HOLLYWOOD GO? MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW.
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