Blogs by Marcus Dino
FIFI'S THOUGHTS
2/22/2009 2:30:38 PM
OUR YEARLY OSCAR AND 'STINKO' PICKS
OMIGOSH IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. OUR YEARLY OSCAR AND BAD FILMS (STINKO) PICKS FOR 2009. FIRST LET ME INTRODUCE TO OUR YEARLY PANEL, WHICH THIS YEAR IS A TOTAL OF 7. A FEW OTHER PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY JOIN OUR PANEL NEXT YEAR. I MEAN THIS THING IS GETTING REAL POPULAR
(FIFI) FIRST WE MY GOOD FRIEND AND MOVIE REVIEW FOR THE 'LA SENTINAL,' 'MR FABULOUS.' MR FABULOUS NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN
(MR FABULOUS) NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN, FIFI, AS ALWAYS. WERE YOU ABLE TO GET THAT BIG BREAK THIS YEAR AND LAND ANY MAJOR ACTING ROLES?
(FIFI) OHHHHHHHH MR FABULOUS DON'T ASK ME THAT QUESTION. I MEAN I'M KIND OF UNDER THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW. DON'T MAKE ME FEEL WORSE. YOU KNOW I'M JUST AS TALENTED AS AMY OF THESE ACTORS WHO WERE NOMINATED FOR THESE OSCARS....IT'S JUST THAT I HAVEN'T HAD THE BREAKS THEY'VE HAD.
(MR FABULOUS) FIFI YOU ARE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET. I KNOW YOU'LL GET THOSE ROLES. JUST NEED A LOT OF PERSEVERANCE GIRL.
(FIFI) ALLRIGHT NEXT WE HAVE MY BOYFRIEND BIFF. BIFF WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NOMINATED FILMS THIS YEAR?
(BIFF) I THINK THEY'RE GREAT FIFI. THERE SEEMS TO BE A BETTER QUALITY OF FILM THIS YEAR THAN LAST YEAR...
(FIFI) OK NEXT WE HAVE MY BEST FRIEND, SMARTEST PERSON I EVER MET, AND THE ALIEN FROM THE PLANET ZATORIS ALOCKI. ALOCKI WELCOME BACK.....
(ALOCKI) THANK YOU FIFI........IT IS A PLAESURE TO REVIEW THESE MOVIES FOR THESE AWARDS THAT ARE CALLED ACADEMY AWARDS
(FIFI) NEXT WE HAVE ALOCKI'S COMPANION AND FELLOW ALIEN HELLOS. HELLOS THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME DOING OSCAR PICKS WITH US?
(HELLOS) YES FIFI BUT I ENJOY WATCHING THE RIGHT BRAINED ENTERTAINMENT YOUR FELLOW EARTHLINGS CALLED CINEMA. I AM GRATEFUL TO BE CHOSEN FOR MY OPINIONS OF YOUR EARTH MADE MOVIES...
(FIFI) YOU SURE TALK FUNNY HELLOS. FINALLY WE HAVE MY STUCK UP JUDE LAW LOOKALIKE AETHEIST THROOP SCIENTIST FELLOW AQUAINTANCE DICK. DICK THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME REVIEWING THE MOVIES TOO RIGHT?
(DICK) FIFI FIFI FIFI....DOING MY BEST CARY GRANT IMPERSONATION....GLAD TO BE CHOSEN TO BE PART OF YOUR 'PANEL' FIF.....I JUST LOVE MOVIES...GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY MY GOOD FRIEND AND THROOP ACQUAINTANCE ALOCKI....
(FIFI) ALLRIGHT PEOPLE LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE PICKS.
BEST ACTOR
FIFI: FRANK LANGELLA
MR FABULOUS: MICKEY ROURKE
BIFF: RICHARD JENKINS
ALOCKI: SEAN PENN
HELLOS: BRAD PITT
DICK: SEAN PENN
BEST ACTRESS
FIFI: MERYL STREEP
MR FABULOUS: MELISSA LEO
BIFF: KATE WINSLET
ALOCKI: KATE WINSLET
HELLOS: KATE WINSLETT
DICK: ANNE HATHAWAY
BEST PICTURE
FIFI:FROST/NIXON
MR FABULOUS: MILK
BIFF: SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
ALOCKI: BENJAMIN BUTTON
HELLOS: SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE
DICK: THE READER
STINKO
FIFI: ANYTHING SETH GROGAN IS IN.....THIS YEAR A TOSSUP BETWEEN 'PINEAPPLE EXPRESS' AND 'ZACH AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO' 'MAMA MIA' IS A CLOSE THIRD AND 'TROPIC THUNDER' A CLOSE FOURTH......THERE ARE SO MANY CANDIDATES....
MR FABULOUS: MAMA MIA
BIFF: I LIKE SETH GROGAN AND HIS 'TOILET FILMS' FIFI...I'll GO WITH 'LOVE GURU'
FIFI: OMIGOSH I FORGOT ABOUT 'LOVE GURU'
ALCOKI: MAMA MIA
HELLOS: IRON MAN.....JUST SILLY
DICK: I ACTUALLY SAW 'LOVE GURU.' I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAT THROUGH THE WHOLE FILM
FIFI: ONE MORE THING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLE BUT I THINK HEATH LEDGER IN 'THE DARK NIGHT' RUNS AWAY WITH BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
EVERYONE ELSE: CLAPS AND AGREES
FIFI: FOR SUPPORTING ACTRESS I LIKE AMY ADAMS FROM DOUBT
MR FABULOUS: PENELOPE CRUZ
BIFF: PENELOPE CRUZ
ALOCKI: MARISSA TOMEI
HELLOS: MARISSA TOMEI
DICK: FOR ONCE I'LL AGREE WITH YOU FIF...I ALSO LIKE AMY IN 'DOUBT.'
(FIFI) OK THAT'S OUR YEARLY PICKS.....HOPE YOU PEOPLE ENJOY THE OSCAR CERMONIES TONIGHT....MAYBE NEXT YEAR 'I WILL' BE GETTING AN AWARD....
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