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Fifi's Thoughts
5/31/2009 10:24:18 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

YOU'RE EITHER A DOER OR A THINKER OR...............MAYBE A COMBINATION OF BOTH...........SWEATING AND CLEANING ' TO THE BOZ'.................
OK YOU PEOPLE KNOW I BEEN TALKING A LOT ABOUT THIS LIMBIC AND CEREBRAL STUFF RECENTLY...............YOU KNOW HOW THE BRAIN THINKS...............AGAIN A PERSON IS EITHER A DOER, A 'LIMBIC TYPE' OR THINKER......'CREREBRAL TYPE'

FIRST THE LIMBIC TYPES

DOESN'T LIKE TO DO A LOT OF THINKING....ALL ACTION........JUMPS OVER CANYONS.......WRESTLES DINOSAURS.........LOVES GETTING INTO BAR FIGHTS..........SINGS THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM WHILE STANDING ON THEIR HEADS..........PARTIES TILL 4 IN THE MORNING EVERY NIGHT.........DUMB BERGDORF BLONDES WHO WOULD RATHER BE IN A DUMB REALITY SHOW THEN WATCH A DUMB REALITY SHOW.........

AND..............THERE'S THE CEREBRAL 'THINKING' TYPES..........PAYS FIVE THOUSAND BUCKS TO TAKE SOME FANCY CRUISE AND SPENDS ALL THE TIME INSIDE THEIR CABINS WATCHING SHOWS ON HOW BOA CONSTRICTORS CHASE THEIR PREY OR THE MATING RITUALS OF GIRAFFES............LOVES SITTING ON A TOILET......AND THINKING....AND ALSO......YOU KNOW............LOOKING LIKE 'THE THINKER'.............WILL REFUSE TO TAKE ANY CAMPING TRIP OR LEAVE THEIR HOME FOR FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE THERE IS NO................'INTERNET ACCESS'......NO 'WIKEPEDIA'...'I CANNOT LEAVE MY GREAT CEREBRAL FRIEND AND LOVER'.......'THE COMPUTER'......'I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH MY LAPTOP'.......'I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH MY DESKTOP' OR WIFE SAYS TO HUSBAND........'HONEY WE'RE GOIN OUT TO MCDONALD'S'.....HUSBAND ANSWERS 'OH GREAT THEY HAVE WIFI ACCESS THERE FOR MY LAPTOP'.............

OHHHHHHHHHHH HERES A REAL CEREBRAL MOMENT..............HELOS, ALOCKI, BIFF, AND I WENT TO SEE 'UP' LAST NIGHT..........A REALLY GOOD MOVIE FOR ADULTS BY THE WAY. SINCE IT WAS LATE AT NOGHT I ONLY SAW SMALL KID IN THE AUDIENCE..........YOU PEOPLE NOW I'LL REVIEW THIS MOVIE LATER AND I GIVE IT A 'THUMBS UP'.........AAAAAAAAANYWAYS HELOS IS NOT REALLY WATCHING THE MOVIE..........HE'S CONSTANTLY WHISPERING TO BIFF AND I ABOUT ALL THE ANIMATED SPECIAL EFFECTS INVOLVED TO MAKE THE CHARACTERS..........

AFTER THE MOVIE I JUST TELL HIM, 'HELOS WHY CAN'T YOU WATCH THE MOVIE AND ENJOY.' HE ANSWERS, 'FIFI IT IS A MOVIE MADE FOR A SMALL CHILD, MY CEREBRAL CORTEX IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE TECHNOLOGY USED BY YOU EARTHLINGS TO MAKE THE SPECIAL EFFECTS......I AM ALSO CURIOUS ABOUT THE PHYSICS WHERE A LARGE NUMBER OF BALLOONS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY A HOUSE INTO THE SKY. I DO NOT BELIEVE BALLOONS ARE CAPABLE OF LIFT TO BALANCE THE EARTH'S GRAVITATIONAL FORCE TO CARRY SUCH A MASSIVE OBJECT AS A HOUSE. ALSO I CANNOT PERCEIVE ANY SITUATION INVOLVING GRAVIATIONAL PULL AND HUMAN ANATOMY SUCH AS IN THIS MOVIE 'UP' WHERE AN OLD MAN IS CAPABLE OF PULLING A LARGE HOUSE BY HIMSELF EVEN IF IT WAS SOMEHOW LIFTED BY A LARGE NUMBER OF BALLOONS....."

"STOP IT"..............I SCREECHED AT HELOS AS I HIT THE RIGHT SIDE WITH MY FOREFINGER......"USE YOUR LIMBIC BRAIN ONCE IN A WHILE HELOS AND DON'T THINK TOO MUCH."

HELOS STARED AT ME PERPLEXED LIKE........"MY LIMBIC SYSTEM...........IS IT APPOPRIATE FOR ME TO SHOW EMOTIONAL RESPONSE TO A MOVIE MADE FOR A CHILD?"

I JUST PUT MY HEAD BACK AND LAUGHED......SO DID ALOCKI WHOSE SO MUCH MORE EARTH HUMAN LIKE THAN HELOS AND BIFF..........................

A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD FOR BEING SO INTERESTED IN THIS 'ASTRAL TRAVELING'............WELL A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD.......PERIOD.........EVEN A WOMAN AT MY CHURCH SAID........"FIFI YOU NEED TO WAIT TILL THE TIME COMES TO SEE IF THERE IS A HEAVEN OR........THAT OTHER PLACE........THE LORD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE WHO TRY TO 'SNEAK A PEEK' .......IT MAY NOT GET YOU BROWNIE POINTS WITH HIM AND HIS PEOPLE WHEN YOU GET YOUR 'LIFE REVIEW.'"
I'M SORRY BUT I DON'T THINK THAT WOMAN EVER TALKED TO THE LORD SO I DON'T THINK SHE HAS ANY IDEA 'WHAT HE THINKS.' I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING UNCHRISTIAN LIKE TO 'LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN.....' I TALKED TO MY PRIEST AND HE JUST SMILED AND SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID "AHHHHH FIFI FIFI FIFI.....WHEN THE LORD MADE YOU HE SPEND A LITTLE EXTRA TIME ON YOU.....ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR MIND.....YOU ARE A TRUE TREASURE......I DON'T WHAT THE FATHER MEANT BUT I JUST SMILED AND WALKED AWAY...........

OMIGOSH ALL THE SONGS FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME 'MARY POPPINS' WERE WRITTEN BY A COUPLE OF TALENTED BROTHERS FROM............BELIEVE IT OR NOT............NEW YORK CALLED THE SHERMAN BROTHERS AND I THOUGHT SONGS LIKE 'SUPERCALAFRAGILISTIC....' WERE WRITTEN BY SOME ENGLISHMAN WHO LIVED LIKE 100 YEARS AGO......THAT'S HOW NAIVE I AM....AS A MATTER A LOT OF DISNEY SONGS WERE BY THE SHERMAN BROTHERS........YOU KNOW FROM MOVIES LIKE 'THE JUNGLE BOOK' AND 'THE ARISTOCATS'.....ANYWAYS THERE'S A DOCUMENTARY OUT ABOUT THEIR LIVES CALLED 'THE BOYS' AND IT IS EXCELLENT.....YOU PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IT WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR LOCAL ARTS THEATER.......WHEN I ASKED WHAT THE MOVIE WAS ABOUT AND WAS TOLD IT WAS ABOUT 'THE SHERMAN BROTHERS' I THOUGHT YOU KNOW MAYBE BOBBY SHERMAN THE SINGER HAD A BROTHER OR PERHAPS IT WAS A MOVIE THAT DEALT WITH GENERAL SHERMAN AND HIS BROTHER?

ANYWAYS THESE TWO FELLAS ARE REALLY TALENTED AND THIS MOVIE UNLIKE 99 PERCENT OF THE MOVIES TODAY IS REALLY GOOD.

NOW BACK TO THE BAD MOVIES............'DRAG ME TO HELL'.........OHHHHHHH PLEASE......I MEAN THE FIRST LIKE HALF OF THIS MOVIE WILL SCARE THE LIVING BEJEEBERS OUT OF YOU....THAT UGLY 'GYPSY WOMAN' AND THOSE 'TEETH'..... AND THAT GOAT LIKE 'LAMIA'SPIRIT.....YOU PEOPLE WHO AREN'T EVEN RELIGIOUS KNOW WHO A GOAT REPRESENTS........BUT THE SECOND........OHHHHH JUST TOO 'POLTERGIEST' LIKE.........


OMIGOSH I THOUGHT I STILL LOOKED LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL KID BUT ALLISON LOHMAN WHO'S A LITTLE OLDER THAN ME LOOKS EVEN YOUNGER.....GIRLISH FEATURES......GIRLISH FEATURES.....HOW ABOUT THE OTHER WAY....MARCUS YOU SAD A FRIEND OF YOURS WHO IS IN HIS LATE FORTIES IS ALWAYS BEING GIVEN 'SENIOR DISCOUNT'? HE ACTUALLY PAID THE PRICE OF A REGULAR CUSTOMER BECAUSE HE DID NOT WANT TO BE CONSIDERED A SENIOR? HE NEEDS TO DYE THAT GREY HAIR..........OMIGOSH A LOT OF PEOPLE CONSIDER ME A 'SENIOR' TOO......A HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR NOT A COLLEGE SENIOR.....

I'M SORRY SO MANY GEN Y KIDS ARE GOING TO COLLEGE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO AND BESIDES THE JOB MARKET STINKS SO BAD......WELL I MEAN A COLLEGE SENIOR SHOULD BE LIKE IN THE 16TH GRADE..............

COLLEGE DEGREES TODAY ARE CLEARLY ALL ALMOST BECOMING WOTH AS MUCH AS HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMAS WERE FORTY YEARS AGO.....SO MANY COLLEGE GRADUATES ARE GETTING LOW PAYING JOBS THAT ARE BENEATH THEM......I MEAN I GRADUATED FROM A TOP COLLEGE AND I'M WORKING AS......A WAITRESS........WHICH I SHOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE.....PETROS SHOWED ME RESUMES FROM PEOPLE WHO EVEN GRADUATED FROM SCHOOLS LIKE USC OR STANFORD WHO A ARE APPLYING TO 'WORK AT MY RESTAURANT..................'



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