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Fonda Peter Won the Booty Contest
6/23/2006 12:48:28 AM
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I always wanted to be a dancer, however, raising 2 boys as mother/father -- they were totally against that as much as me becoming a body builder. Well, years have past - I am in wide open spaces and I did what I always wanted to do and I WON -- yes I WON $10 then $8.00 then $100.00 against stiff competition
This has been an awesome - unusual and most bizarre day!
I am in Poker School learning to deal and it is hard! Today I had to go to the Real Casino for baptism by fire. I did lousy at best. However, there was a player named Gary at the table and asked me if I like to dance. I said yes, He said meet me at the Loser's Lounge at 9 PM sharp.
So this evening - I changed from my straight hair, white dress shirt and blank pants into a hot outfit and let my natural curly hair go wild.
We met and there was a booty contest to be held that evening. I asked Gary about it and he explained it -- you could take everything off but your underpants. Well, my Fonda Peter personality took over and there she danced.
The first girl, about 22 - perfect body striped down to her G-string and tattoos. I was horrified - I won't do that.
The second girl about 38 striped off her shirt and danced and did the splits...OMG
Then Fonda's turn. Clueless, I took off my earrings one at a time then my watch then slowly unbuttoned my pants - threw off my heels and let them drop -- then, I pushed the straps down on my top without revealing anything just teasing. The crowd loved it then started throwing $l.00 bills on the floor.
Then round 2 - same thing #l went nude #2 went nude except for their G-strings. By now Fonda had talked and worked the room asking for votes. The guys next to the table told me some moves to figure 8 with my shoulders and to make the side 'v' with my eyes and to lick my finger and pretend to sizzle on the erogenous zones, etc. I shimmied but never went nude.
Then round 3 - this was to determine the winner with a scream recorder - noise recorder. #l they screamed really loud and for quite a while. #2 some applause but fizzled.
Then for Fonda the place went wild and I won the $100.00.
It just goes to show you - the tease does please
the nude is rude and tattoos are not attractive.
PS I am 50 ishy! and can't believe me luck but I think based on the World Status - we don't have too much more time left to do whatever we want and make our dreams come true and satisfy the desires that burn in you.
To hell with what anyone else thinks
This is your life drive at your own speed
You die alone
So don't let anyone judge you
Don't let anyone control you
Don't let anyone stop you from being you
I was Fonda Peter tonight
and Me, I and She
all had fun
and WON $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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