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blog, blog, bloggin', blog, blog, bloggin' aloooong :)
7/8/2003 4:59:28 PM

I love jokes...as long as they're funny, and *fairly*

clean, I love 'em.



Here's a few I've heard recently...hope you enjoy 'em

as much as I did:



Whaddaya call a yellow Hummer? a YUMMER



And a purple (plum) one? that's a PLUMMER



When you buy a Hummer, you suddenly find you have many

friends you didn't know you had...they are called

CHUMMERS ('cause they all wanna ride in your Hummer)



Whaddaya git when your Hummer breaks down? A BUMMER



And the guy who's gotta hitch to git it fixed?? He's

a THUMMER.



The drunk in your Hummer is called...yep. A RUMMER.

(It don't have to be the driver, though.)



And the last one (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!)...this is the

best *tee hee*



There is a bear. A big, thirsty bear. He's in Bil-

ings, Montana. He goes into a bar, this thirsty bear

does, and demands a beer.



"Gimme a beer."



The bartender tells the bear, "I'm sorry, we don't

serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."



The bear gits a bit annoyed. "I want a beer. NOW."



The bartender says, "Didn't you hear me? We don't

serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."



The bear is gettin mad. "ROARRR...I want a beer. I'm

thirsty, and I've got the money."



The bartender roars right back: "We DON'T serve BEER

to BOORISH BEARS in BARS in BILLINGS."



The bear is beyond mad. He's positively wild. :) He

demands a beer. NOW. RIGHT now.



The bartender says, "What part of 'no' don't you under-

stand??? We DON'T serve BEER to BOORISH, BULLYING

BEARS in BARS in BILLINGS!!!!"



The bear says, "You see that woman sittin at the end of

the bar? You don't serve me a beer...RIGHT NOW...I'm

gonna go over there and eat her up. It will be YOUR

responsibility" (tryin a little guilt trip).



The bartender says, "LISTEN TO ME CLOSE, BEAR: WE

DO NOT SERVE BEER TO BOORISH, BULLYING, BELLIGERANT

BEARS IN BARS IN BILLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



The bear keeps his promise: he goes to the end of the

bar and *snap* *crack* *chompchompchomp*, EATS the wom-

an that was sittin there!



The bear then says, "Are ya gonna give me that beer?"



The bartender says, "I can't beLIEVE you did that. We

don't serve beer to boorish, bullying, belligerant bears

in bars in billings...especially if they are on drugs."



The bear says, "Heeeeeyyy...wait a minnit...I don't use

drugs!"



The bartender says, "o, yes, you do...because that was

a barbitchyouate."



*i like to have died laughin when i heard these!*





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