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Living Life Backwards
2/14/2007 12:37:09 PM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

Received as an email today...thought it was a fun keeper
Living Life Backwards
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for college: drink alcohol, party, and you're
pretty much a free spirit.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.


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• quote "your work is" - Sunday, February 24, 2008
• quote - Tuesday, January 22, 2008
• 1907 - Saturday, January 05, 2008
• did you know - Saturday, November 17, 2007
• quote" Walt Whitman" - Thursday, October 18, 2007
• Are You Part of the 11%? - Wednesday, October 17, 2007
• quote "world peace" - Tuesday, October 16, 2007
• quote "all is well" - Saturday, October 13, 2007
• Solve Yourself and Help Save the World - Tuesday, July 31, 2007
• fire the grid 7/17/07 - Monday, July 16, 2007
• Forgiveness - Friday, July 13, 2007
• beautiful people - Wednesday, July 11, 2007
• NESARA - Monday, July 02, 2007
• quote - Monday, June 11, 2007
• alternative news - Wednesday, May 16, 2007
• Enlightment - Wednesday, May 09, 2007
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• 100 Quotes from "The Secret" - Friday, March 09, 2007
•  Living Life Backwards - Wednesday, February 14, 2007  
• New Revelations - Monday, December 11, 2006
• quote: regarding belief - Wednesday, November 15, 2006
• Installing Love - Monday, November 13, 2006
• quote - James Redfield - Monday, November 13, 2006
• quote - Wednesday, November 08, 2006
• Mellen Thomas Benedict - Sunday, October 15, 2006
• an intention - Thursday, October 12, 2006
• a lightworker is - Wednesday, October 11, 2006
• Uplift - Friday, October 06, 2006
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• Freedom of Choice - Monday, July 03, 2006
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