All over the news, the radio, the t.v., in shopping malls, in the gymn, the American people are discussing politics in a way I've never heard before.
It seems to be a dilema, who to vote for come November. Right says right is not right, left says right is right, but left is the right, only which left is right they can't decide... And if you think that's confusing...
Anyways, while I was contemplating this all in a daze, a thought occured to me:
Let's go back in history. Pick a great president-- I mean really great-- chances are, he was born in February. So I thought, before I do any research, I'd put this thought out into the wild universe: Why don't we just vote for whoever's birthday is in February and short-cut all the decision-making? If that person is elected, chances are, we'll have another great president!
Okay, it's quite possible that candidate is from some obscure party like libertarian, or green... but I'd like to know just the same. Let's submit the theory to our media, and find out who it is.
Is there a February baby in the lot? And if there is, then he/she has got my vote!
Just making it simple, folks.